3 Funny Poems and Photos

☆҉‿ I enjoy Writing Poems - some serious, some silly. Most of them are at Poems from the heart. Hope you enjoy the 3 below.

Poem 1

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☆҉‿ Hello – Nice to meet you.

Learning the alphabet can be fun

But for one little girl, it was stressful.

Sitting in a car with nowhere to run

The Zebra said “hello” with a Headful.

Poem 2

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☆҉‿ One Love (Limerick)

Love people and animals – that’s how the world should be.

The man in the photo demonstrates that perfectly.

I could also kiss a Crocodile,

But it won't be for a long while.

I'm Allergic to them - my Doctor warned me.

Poem 3

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☆҉‿ Embarrassing Underwears

Beautiful Bridesmaids, graceful and elegant.

Perfect day. Nothing could ever go wrong,

except for that very awkward moment,

when you have to pull out a thong!!


(..... hoping there are no Paparazzi's)

A popular and beautiful Wedding Song

Favourite Poem

Which Poem did you enjoy most?

  • Poem 1 - Hello - Nice to meet you.
  • Poem 2 - One Love.
  • Poem 3 - Embarrassing Underwears.
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sweethearts2 3 years ago from Northwest Indiana

One love - there could be a price paid in looking in the direction of another beauty.

Hello - Nice to meet you - will give this child a problem with her zzzz's for a long time. Time to sleep in mama's bed.

Embarrassing Underwears - as long as they are clean. My mama's words

Enjoyable poems and photos. voted up and funny


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old albion 3 years ago from Lancashire. England.

Good morning Elina. Thank you for this lovely smile as I switch on this morning

Graham.


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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

Sorry for the scared little girl in the first one; but thanks for a laugh at the expense of the other two.


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Lady_E 3 years ago from London, UK Author

@Sweethearts - Thanks. I enjoyed reading your comments and like what your mama said. :-)

@Old Albion - Aaawh... thanks. I'm glad it gave you a smile and hope you enjoy the rest of the weekend.

@MsDora - Thanks. I guess it wasn't funny at the time. Nice of you to stop by.


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KoffeeKlatch Gals 3 years ago from Sunny Florida

I enjoyed your pictures and your poems. For some reason I found number 3 especially funny.


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Ericdierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

Strange how my mind works. I just assumed the little girl was crying so the nice zebra was trying to cheer her up.

I was thinking that the crocodile probably just did it for picture and went yuk and wiped her mouth right afterward.

The butt pickers, was my fault, I whispered to both that they had gum on their butts then took the picture!

Thanks for happy happies.


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Cute and a fun read. I can't imagine kissing a Crock, but he actually looked like he was smiling. Oh thoes dreadful thongs!! Thank's Elena....


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Lady_E 3 years ago from London, UK Author

@KoffeeKlatchGirls - Lol. I don't think they were aware and funny they did it at the same time. Thanks for stopping.

@EricDierker - That's very interesting. Maybe that was the case. The Zebra's face does look gentle. :-) I like the way you think.

Lol to the comment about the crocodile and you whispering to the ladies. You gave me a nice laugh too. Thanks.


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Lady_E 3 years ago from London, UK Author

@alwaysexploring - Thanks Ruby. I guess you could blow it a kiss safely from the boat. Thongs always go wrong. lol. Cheers. xx


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easylearningweb 3 years ago

Cute and funny, especially the bridesmaids!


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ImKarn23 3 years ago

lol, lol, and LOL!

It's #3 for me, but - i giggled thru all three!

Adorable, Elena!

sharing, tweeting, lovingxx


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Lady_E 3 years ago from London, UK Author

@EasyLearningWeb - Thanks. Good to see you again. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

@ImKarn23 - Cheers Leslie. I'm glad it gave you a good tickle.

Thanks for stopping and sharing. xx


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Vellur 3 years ago from Dubai

Enjoyed reading the poems. The bridesmaids did have an itch lol!!!


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Lady_E 3 years ago from London, UK Author

@Vellur

Oh.... looks like they did. :-)

Thanks for stopping.


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Ericdierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

Came back to smile, awhile. I'll just keep this one on follow to lighten my attitude.


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Pamela99 3 years ago from United States

Very funny poems but I felt a little sorry for the little girl. Reagardless, it was a great laugh for all 3. Thanks.


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Lady_E 3 years ago from London, UK Author

@Ericdierker - Thanks Eric. :-) Enjoy the weekend.

@Pamela99 - Aaawh, I think Mr Zebra got to close for comfort but I hope as she grows up, she has a good laugh about it.


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Rosemay50 3 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

Felt sorry for the little girl, what a fright that must have been. The third one, Well I hope the bride has a sense of humour when she is showing off her wedding albums Lol

Thank you for the giggles


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Lady_E 3 years ago from London, UK Author

Thanks Rosemay.

Lovely of you to stop by.


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Harishprasad 2 years ago from India

All three poems are are so simple yet so creative. The last one is especially the funniest of all. Lady E, you have demonstrated well that poems can originate from just anything. I enjoyed all these cute little poems.


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rls8994 2 years ago from Mississippi

These were great! They all made me laugh :)


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Lady_E 2 years ago from London, UK Author

@Harishprasad Thanks. I am glad you enjoyed it.

@ris8994 Thanks and Best wishes.


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Au fait 2 years ago from North Texas

These are great! I love them! Going to share them with my followers.


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Lady_E 2 years ago from London, UK Author

@Aufait Thanks for stopping by. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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