A Bit Too Much

Too Much
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Yep. Too much. Too much subsistence on nothing but bottle after bottle of purified water, organic cruciferous vegetables, flax seed and air.

Too many reps with those twenty-pound dumbbells. Too many leg-lifts at max counterweight.

Ponytail is a mite too tight (it’s got your brows up in your hairline, your eyes agape, and your mouth in a permanent ‘O’). Too much pool chlorine and not enough conditioner have got your split ends becoming split middles.

A bit too skimpy on the gym attire.

(Oh . . . and about those implants . . .)

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