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Funny Peculiar

So, I'm thinking about funny, as one does, and how funny is such a, well, funny word.

From way back in the dim distant past I remember my parents describing a neighbor of ours as funny. Not in the “ha-ha” sense of the word, but that he was "a bit funny ". This apparently was adult-speak for something mysterious. Something I apparently did not need to know about. Being the naturally nosey investigator that I am, and apparently always was, I decided to watch him closely. This would allow me to unravel the secrets of the adult world.

I thought it a bit strange that he was not at work every day, but rationalized it as kids do, believing that maybe everybody didn't have to go to an office. Only those people, like my dad, who were really important, did that. And firemen. Firemen were important. Oh, and policemen, who are our friends and you could speak to them if you were lost.

He would walk around his garden a lot, and I could see him clearly from our garden. He seemed to be talking to somebody all the time and did a great many little twiddly turns. This obviously meant that he was telling jokes, what with him being funny and that, and he was turning around gathering applause. This did not seem strange to me, but then I spent time with the fairies at the bottom of our garden, the ones that lived in the houses I built in my sandbox, so...

It was not until many years later, upon reading To Kill A Mockingbird, that I realized that I lived next door to an English version of Boo Radley. I asked for clarification from my mum, who was a nurse and knew stuff and worked at night so she could be home in the daytime. She was very helpful. She explained that he was a normal boy, just like me (no really, I was normal...) but when he was growing up, he had a funny turn, and it left him, a bit, you know, funny.

My poor brain struggled with these obviously different manifestations of funny. I did realize that there were versions of funny. I knew there was funny that could get you into trouble, like when I told her the joke that Christopher Middleton told me about Maltesers being really big bunny poo.

Bit of an error of judgment there, I'm afraid, I went for the more powerful "shit" word, which had me in stitches on the playground, but did not play as well to the mum audience.

From the swift slap across my bottom, I learned quickly that one had to tailor the humor to the audience, valuable life lesson, if a little sting-ey on the old bot for a while.

So I learned there was funny, meaning do-lally-tap, (mental). And, that it was not really funny, though Christopher Middleton had a ton of Spazzer jokes that we all laughed at but didn't really get.

Lesson two was a whole other funny. As in, funny-looking. You did not want anyone telling you that you looked funny or that you dressed funny, so to ward off such hellish scenarios you made sure you called someone else funny looking first. Being the first to say something has magic powers in little boy world. Even fully-grown men will not argue with a swift "called it". Yup, the first to call it still gets to ride up front.

There was this one girl who really was really funny looking, (meaning she didn't look like "us" - though I'd be hard pressed to list any similarities amongst my friends, a motley crew if ever there was one.) Funny thing that, girls were either ok looking or funny looking; which got really confusing later on when some of the funny looking girls acquired breasts, which rendered them instantly ok looking.

But this girl really was funny looking; ears sticking out at strange angles and all boney and gangly and tall. It was like a present for the crew, someone to aim all the "funny looking" jokes at. Of course, how were we to know she would grow and mature and become a famous, beautiful, TV star; someone who would never deign to be seen with us because we had become truly funny looking. Bit late now, I know, but I’m really, really, sorry about all that, Leah.

Then I discovered that certain men were a bit funny, as in, (as my mother would say), light in the loafers. I had a grown up cousin who lived with his boyfriend, as well as an aunt who lived another aunt, didn't bother me one bit in the real world. However on the playground I learned that these people were queer, funny, or gay. I'm fairly certain I had no idea what that actually meant, but being called gay even trumped spazz, or funny looking, so, once again you needed to be quick on the draw with the first "you're gay" comment.

I think little boys believe that words stick to you like luminous paint. Once "painted" your scar was visible to the whole world, up until you forgot about it, or next playtime (recess).

Now growing up I knew that Benny Hill and Monty Python were really funny, partly because my mum would not watch it declaring it "filth," and because my dad got a funny sort of look when there were naked ladies on the TV. This was totally cool, because it was both illicit (mum) and a shared vice (dad), the only thing you had to be careful about was the gap in your pajama bottoms. Anything sticking out would be met by an, "are you trying to be funny," from my horrified mum.

I’m still learning the nuances of funny, with a particular fondness for writers who have the knack of getting funny into quality writing. I start my day with the funny papers, follow that up with a helping of humor hubs and the funny friends I follow, then try and write something funny.

Can’t thing of a darned thing today. Funny that…

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breakfastpop 5 years ago

If you can laugh about it it's funny. if you can laugh about it and it is sad, it's a different kind of funny which isn't funny at all.


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ChrisLincoln 5 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California Author

Pop,

Exactly...

I think.

Anyway I hope you thought it was humorous :)

C


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana

I really enjoyed this educational hub. Funny that.

I was trying to think of a funny comment, but now I'm confused as to how to go about being funny....

I'm laughing, but my brain hurts. :)


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ChrisLincoln 5 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California Author

Sue,

When writing this, the word "funny" lost all meaning, and I lost all feeling down my left side, so I get it.

Thanks for laughing though :)

Chris


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Nellieanna 5 years ago from TEXAS

I recall when Miss Casada (I think it was in her Bible class, not her English class) explained the difference between "funny haha" and "funny peculiar). I was 15 and a senior in High School, so you'd have expected me to already know that! I'm not sure whether or not I did, but it didn't come as a surprise to me, somehow.

I guess maybe my parents had made it a bit easier by either laughing enthusiastically at the "funny haha" situations or calling the others "funny-in-the-head". That was NOT anything to be desired, either! Much better to elicit the laughter, even if t might be a little bit uncomfortable if the kids at school were pointing my way and laughing! I had not one bone in my little body of the naturally funny stand-up comic - and perhaps too many tendons of "funny-in-the-head"!

I love this hub, Chris - and laughed all through reading it. So many FUNNY lines!


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ChrisLincoln 5 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California Author

Nellieanna,

Your writing gives me so much pleasure, I'm glad I repay you a little with some laughter. I am well aware that I am a bit funny - so I love those who laugh with me, not at me!

What a great word, peculiar is. Almost sounds like something you would find in an English herbacious border, between the hollyhocks and the lupins...

C


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Nellieanna 5 years ago from TEXAS

Thank you, Chris! ( I usually include "L" to your name since I have several "Chris" hubfolks. But it's safe to omit it on your own hub!)

hahaha! Good application for "peculiar" in a proper English garden amongst the other bushes.

Miss Casada was a bit peculiar herself! Red-headed, a real "old-maid", though eventually she did marry. She always had a smile, though she was a tough teacher and made us memorize entire chapters of the Bible for her bible classes and entire epic poems (as well as shorter ones) for her English classes. One of her favorites was "Gather Ye Rosebuds While Ye May" -- and it was offered to us girls as serious advice!

Once I was the only one in the class who didn't go on strike and walk out of her class. I was ambivalent about it - whether to risk the contempt of my classmates or her Irish ire. Since I had only known any of these characters less than a year and only one of them had power over my future (a la, grades) I chose to risk the kids' contempt, which may have been barely subcutaneous and unalterable anyway!


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ChrisLincoln 5 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California Author

Nellieanna,

You were the kind of kid I adore teaching - a girl with gumption!

I am not a fan of the herd followers or those who seek to lead the herd. I love the individuals, the ones with something to say, or something to prove, and the courage to act.

Best example ever was a young lady with whom I proudly shared, "You really are an out of the box thinker..."

She replied, "What box?" with a gleam in her eye.

Of course I think of Ms. Casada as a management nightmare, but...


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore

There's something funny about this hub...


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ChrisLincoln 5 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California Author

Jane,

Thanks for bringing it to my attention. I shall alert the authorities immediately...

Chris

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