A Little Strychnine in Your wine
A little strychnine in your wine my love
A little strychnine in your wine
I wondered why wives used to live a long time
A little strychnine in your wine
A piece of pie for my favorite guy
A tad rat poison inside
You poisoned my mind for such a long time
Some tasty pie for my guy
A hunting trip for the best husband there is
Let's go and hunt for some deer
You forgot the orange vest
Oops a shot to the chest
A hunting trip for my guy
A little strychnine in your wine my love
A little strychnine in your wine
I wondered why wives used to live a long time
A little strychnine in your wine
For my caribbean sister with her rude boy at home
I learned the remedy for him
Two spoon fulls of potassium in his soup or tea
Don't tell anyone you got it from me
A little strychnine in your wine my love
A little strychnine in your wine
I wondered why wives used to live a long time
A little strychnine in your wine
My beautiful wives devising a plan
to get rid of that mean spirited man
Remember to kill him off in your head
Because you may miss him once he is dead
A glass of wine and a nerve pill my love
That's what I'll do instead
That's how wives used to live such a long time
To be drunk and high out their minds