A Mayan limerick, just because...

This got stuck in my head today...

December is just round the bend

But no Christmas presents to send

Coz if you're a Mayan

You know you'll be tryin'

To mail them before the world ends!

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago

Boy - I'm really starting to get into these limericks. Very funny!


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petenali 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Glimmer - they are very addictive... be careful!


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whonunuwho 4 years ago from United States

Neat hub...there is probably more truth to the cartoon than some may realize.


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Angelo52 4 years ago from Central Florida

That was rather interesting. Perhaps the calendar was Mayan revenge on the future world?


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petenali 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

@whonunuwho - I tend to agree with you...

@Angelo52 - maybe one day we'll know the truth... maybe on December 22nd...lol!


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CarlySullens 4 years ago from St. Louis, Missouri

LOL! Very funny, I like your humor .


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petenali 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

@Carly - I like my humor too, but then again, I'm biased! Thanks for reading...


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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

That funny and cleverly written!


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petenali 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

@Flash - too kind, too kind...


Charles Hilton 4 years ago

LOL...excellent!


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petenali 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

@Charles - glad I could make you chuckle. Thanks for stopping by.


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chepkoluumugulel 4 years ago from Texas

Waau! Awesome.


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petenali 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

@chepkoluumugulel - Firstly, great name!! Secondly, thanks for the banshee wail and the comment.


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ImKarn23 4 years ago

LOL! Why waste the money? On second thought..why not? Loved it!


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petenali 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

@ImKarn23 - I guess in the unlikely event the Mayans knew what they were talking about, money will be something of a small issue to all of us. Thanks for stopping by.


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mochalicious21 4 years ago from West Palm Beach, FL

Haha!!! This is great...thanks for the laugh:)


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petenali 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

@mochalicious21 - Thank you, and thanks for making me want to head to Starbucks after reading your name...


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Mhatter99 4 years ago from San Francisco

Another limericktricain! A what?


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petenali 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

@Mhatter99 - it takes one to know one... Thanks for checking out my little ditty...


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mochalicious21 4 years ago from West Palm Beach, FL

@petenali- you're most welcome:)


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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

Hahahaha, wonderful! A good laugh for me at half past midnight! A good sign to have happy dreams later...


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petenali 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

@coffeegginmyrice - glad I could amuse you and give you fodder for your dreams...


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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

You are so funny.. I loved this. I am sharing.. so cute..

Thank you for making me laugh..

blessings to you

Debbie


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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

A great share and here's to so many more to come.

Eddy.


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rajan jolly 4 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

Really interesting and amusing limerick. Who knows you may be right! Love the cartoon.


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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Absolutely brilliant, I loved it. Not long to go now, one way or another we'll know if those old folks got it wrong. A Happy Christmas to you.


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petenali 3 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

@tobusiness - gotta admit, I'm not too bothered by it. I've even bought Christmas presents expecting to be able to give them out! I guess Jesus could return on 20th and throw a wrench into the whole thing anyway... lol! Merry Christmas back at ya!

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