A Hero Is Born Everyday (limerick)

Though perils got worse by the hour

Still from fray this man didn’t cower

Insanity rife

Till he went for knife

To cut cake at wife’s baby shower

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Pure genius! I don't know how you come up with these night after night, but pure genius!

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Agreed - pure genius. I'm sort of hooked. He's not looking real crash hot this hero - wondering... !

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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

Hahahaha! I can imagine the face of the husband cutting his wife's cake from this picture. Chuckle!

I agree with billybuc. I wonder how you find these ideas, posting them so fast in multiples that I can't even catch up, lol. Epigramman is the same with his poems, lol.

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

LOL! Could imagine the panic at the baby shower, while all this "hero" wanted to do was cut cake! Thanks for making me laugh today!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

I am so glad you write limericks every day because make me smile.

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Ghaelach 4 years ago

Morning Martin.

You sure can rattle these Limericks out, and each one as good as the last.

You either have it or you don't, and I think you got a double dose of the incredible art of writing Limericks.

LOL Ghaelach

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Oh my goodness! Ha-ha.

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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

He certainly does look deranged! Let's hope the cake sweetens him up! Wonderful limerick as always.

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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

You are the King of Limericks! :)

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Brilliant once again!!!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

As usual, your twists and turns continue to surprise.

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arb 4 years ago from oregon

How about a machete? Makes quick work of cake.

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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Haha! brilliant, I love these little limericks!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Lordy, you make me laugh like no other. Martin you got the power to make us all forget the sorrow. Keep it up my friend, on you we do depend on a laugh and looking for a better tomorrow. Cheers..

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one! That man in the pic looks desperate enough.

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Martin, I just love your limericks. They make me belly laugh every time! Disclaimer: if they are not meant to be funny I'm glad you don't know where to find me!

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