At Least He Can Show His Wife How Much He Loves Her (limerick)

The husband was happy and gay

His numbers were all picked that day

Those numbers high life

Those numbers doomed strife

Those numbers his wife didn’t play

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Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

hahaha! Love this one! You're so clever with the limericks!

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Deep Metaphysical 4 years ago from India

He he good one mate. Clever and catchy too.

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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Oh dear :o(, not sure I'd be in limerick mood if I was the unlucky ticket holder! Made me smile though :o)

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Ohhhh - this one stings.

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Freya Cesare 4 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

Hahahaha. Good one. :)

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landscapeartist 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

lol. that is a good one, and its something I recently went through. My numbers are my kids birthdays. I play them all the time but 2 weeks ago I failed to remember to get a ticket. My numbers came up.

I nearly cried. Oh well, maybe next time.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, Good one! Enjoyed..

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

So he got the whole thing...

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Just goes to show you, if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself! Good one.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

This is terrific. That's one lucky guy. lol

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August Xavier 4 years ago from Chicago, Illinois


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Mhatter, You have a mean streak, Poor man I bet that hurt. :)

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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Haha! brilliant!

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mizjo 4 years ago from New York City, NY

That was the day she wasn't behind the door with a rolling pin.

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