Awkward Courting Days (limerick)

The first dance

Remember when I courted you

And all of the things we went through

Our passions ran hot

Our world we forgot

Divorce lawyers got married too

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Curiad 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

And divorced I assume :)

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

LOl, Mh, it is funny one never thinks of divorce lawyers as ever being married. Voted up, funny, awesome God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

A limerick of relativity that most would understand. (giggles on her way to sleep)

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

Hee Hee...I wonder what their vows are like...until divorce do us part? Surely not.

Voted up and allllllllllllll...Thanks for sharing with us, MH. I keep coming back for more. ps

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Giggle Giggle - I bet that is one hell of a paper war!

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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

Hahahaha! I'm getting more weather chills in me with my mouth wide laughing! Just like the psychiatrists (in movies) they have mental disorders too. I say, in movies. *smile*

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

About half the married couples in America will understand this one instantly. LOL

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Divorce handled every day

couples apart went their own way

but when alone

shut off the phone

no more crap had we left to say.

Great job, my friend!

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

Whoever said romance was dead LOL...good one:-))

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I love it!

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cat on a soapbox 4 years ago from Los Angeles

Good one! It's clever yet still ambiguous- at least for me :)

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Always look forward to your clever words!! Good one.

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

courtship in the divorce...great oximoron Mha !

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Rosemay50 4 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

We never think of divorce lawyers getting married, they would have it all tied up so neatly with pre-nups and contracts.

Love this

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

You must have had a female lawyer and she a male? Ha..Funny

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Redberry Sky 4 years ago

Tee hee :) you always cheer me up, Mhatter

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

So true. The good with the bad.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

guessin' it's ok if both are divorce lawyers..

ya gotta be out of your mind to marry one

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KDuBarry03 4 years ago

Wow, I really like how you captured a perfect picture of love and then give a classic twist at the end. LOL love the ironies in this piece; well done!

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teaches12345 4 years ago

Funny, but true. I think this is pretty much what it's about now days.

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