Can I Help With The Gardening (limerick)

This is NOT a picture of me. I no longer wear heels.

He took to his garden once more

And all of its beauty restore

So day after day

His mind would there stray

To see the cute neighbor next door

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

When he goes out with his rake to rake the leaves,

And the leaves are all gone,

His wife will soon get the message,

And tell that rascal, 'Begone!'

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

The grass most be greener there and I guess your heels got too wet to wear.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I would water my lawn in the winter if she was my next door neighbor. Hell ya!

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btrbell 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ I must say, I am glad I read this one after the rose that cried. Lightens the mood! I understand about the heels, just getting back to them myself;)

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Good thing there ain't a high, solid fence, eh?

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

O, my...I would never want my significant other (if I had one ) to ever go in the back yard with such a neighbor next door. Of course, I always think what is fair for the gander is fair for the goose. So if the tables were turned and a hunky male was in the next yard.. my yard work outside would increase ten fold. Love this voted up and funnnnnneeeee, my Friend.


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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

You have a wonderful sense of humor. Very truthful about the way things usually go down, but hilarious.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa..I can see why he loved working in the garden...FUNNY

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Amy Becherer 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Good Lord! All the dudes in the neighborhood would be keeled over their smokin' lawnmowers! Hilarious...I think I see Benny Hill in the background.

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b. Malin 4 years ago

Talk about Cute...This was Great and such a Fun read. Hope he didn't wind up with Eye Strain!

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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City

Short and sweet, but oh so provocative!

Nice Limerick bro

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