Cross This Off Your Gift Ideas (limerick)

He covered his lover with these

A soft gooey substance in breeze

Now he hears the woes

Of target he chose

Jerk cover your nose when you sneeze

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

He covered his lover with sort gooey substance .lol...I love Debbie

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

How do you do this every single day? I might be able to write one per week, although I would not be well kick out funny one after funny one every day. Great job!

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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

lmao, Mhatter! This was great! Loved it!

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IntegrityYes 4 years ago

That is another awesome one. I voted up.

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Ha. Very funny and clever. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

That picture went well with this funny poem! Icky goo!!

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Sueswan 4 years ago

Hi Mhatter

Gross but I can' t help but laugh!

Voted up and funny

Have a good week :)

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Mh -

For some reason, the picture of eating raw carrot sticks in the school cafeteria in the second grade, and the results of the sneeze that occurred, unnecessarily comes to mind!

Loved It! As Always!

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Patty Kenyon 4 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

ROFL...Too Funny and ewwww at the same time...LOL

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vespawoolf 4 years ago from Peru, South America

Hilarious...and yucky! How did you do that? I always know I can count on you for a laugh. : )

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christin53 4 years ago from UK

A bit yucky but still funny :)

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

So funny, how have things been? Good to hear some new limericks. Jamie

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

Ugh....messy, and probably very embarrassing..liked it

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Another GOODIE..Hee. Loved it..

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one. lol

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Darn good advice to the jerk!

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Ruchira 4 years ago from United States

haha...good one!

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Mama Kim 8 4 years ago

LOL, could you tell my kids not to do this to me on a weekly basis please? ^_^ Sometimes the "gift" is wrapped in mashed peas. Voted up and funny... always look forward to these!

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Yuck! Reminds me of Alf. The funniest thing I ever heard him say in a show was one time when he sneezed, he asked for a spatula!

Well done and too funny - love the picture.

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