Curse Of Counting Sheep (limerick)

Each night in my bed I’d count sheep

The only way that I found sleep

As morning light spread

To broom closet sped

And poop from bedroom I’d sweep

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Ghaelach 2 years ago

This one has a pong to it.


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ImKarn23 2 years ago

ahhhh - sheep-****!

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ImKarn23 2 years ago

Hmmm..i think i left my comment on a different limerick?

Just ignore it - it's meant for here...

hugs, Mxx

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Cyndi10 2 years ago from Georgia

I don't know how you do it, but those limericks just keep coming. Funny!

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BlossomSB 2 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Ha! I just go to the computer and print off another sudoku, then back to bed to work it out and I'm soon in dreamland. Seems to work every time - and I've only paper to clear away!

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travmaj 2 years ago from australia

I think you'd need some grass feed for morning too...

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Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one. So many sheep

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ignugent17 2 years ago

Very funny!

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teaches12345 2 years ago

This is not a dream, it's a nightmare. Funny!

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Kaili Bisson 2 years ago from Canada

Too funny Martin!

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