Dating Lesson 134.203 – Dining Etiquette (limerick)

When I took this girl on a date

I couldn’t believe how she ate

I didn’t see cost

When her path I crossed

But that’s how my lost arm met fate

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Ha ha... I love the title and obviously the limerick! She looks like she's got a little on her face? lol... Poor guy!

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writinglover 3 years ago from Lost...In Video Games

I feel sorry for the guy! LOL! Voted it up!

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Lol! At least she didn't cost you an arm AND a leg...


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

I second Remeos response. He took the words right out of my mouth (or head)!

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W1totalk 3 years ago

lol dating is worthwhile more often than not.

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Reminds me of the "coyote ugly" joke. LOL

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Was it your left arm, Martin, that she did bite?

Then that's no problem - you will now be ALL RIGHT!

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

LOL, I was going to write what Romeos wrote . . . LOL

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa..We all wanted to use the line, ' Arm and leg..Good one Martin...

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Is the leg still intact?

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Is everything else still intact?

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

So hilarious!

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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Oh my!!

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