Drinking And Naming Don’t Mix (limerick)

I admit I drank quite a few

The day Juan’s new brother was due

Brain working or not

I’m put on the spot

So Juan’s brother got the name Two

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

So many people do not have a good excuse. At least you could blame alcohol.

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W1totalk 3 years ago

Well the name could have been burp. Great limerick.

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL.....way too funny!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

There's still time to change it!

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Loved it.


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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Well, it is appropriate. LOL

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Very clever...we can always count on you to come up with these very amusing limericks Martin:-))

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Another funny one! I don't know how you do it.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Well, Martin, as you stated in your verse,

'Two' is not so bad; 'Dos' would have been worse.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

lol You always put a big grin on my face.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

A great laugh-out-loud!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That's almost like Jos A and Jos B.

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Fossillady 3 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

Lol . . . good one Martin

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