Eau de Plan (limerick)

One night I picked fight with a skunk

A concept not very well thunk

Though I stunk like (well)

The same place plan fell

My wife could still smell I was drunk

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL...been there and done that.

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Deborah Brooks 3 years ago from Brownsville,TX

hello funny man... Martin you made my night.. how are you sweet friend..

blessings my dear


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn.

Hahahaha!!! You look wonderful - but sorry to say that your after shave stinks :)

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

This might just be one of my favorite of your limericks! Super cute and funny! :D

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

So funny - I wonder how the skunk fares - and what his wife thunk...

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Darrylmdavis 3 years ago from Brussels, Belgium

Hmmm...I KNOW this one... Loll

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Just say it was the skunk that was drunk, not you....it might work (or not)...love the picture Martin:-))

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ARUN KANTI 3 years ago from KOLKATA

Wonderful! I must say. Thank you.

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Thanks for the morning laugh.

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midget38 3 years ago from Singapore

The picture ALREADY cracked me up, then there was the limerick. Goodness, you have a real, real knack for these!!

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Laura Schneider 3 years ago from Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota, USA

Like midget38, you already had me laughing at the great picture. Then I read the limerick and wondered: if the big person in the skunk costume is the skunk in the limerick, doesn't that make the baby in the picture the narrator?!

Great work! Voted up and funny (there was no "hilarious" option or I would have picked that).

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

The thing is, reading this is humorous and then we get to the hook and have to laugh out loud! Your sense of humor and writing style are unparalleled my friend.

Voted up, funny, and awesome.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Very funny.

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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Hilarious and such a creative thought

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Drunk as a skunk? LOVE that costume, Martin.

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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

A wife can always tell when something is off...You're a funny man.

Nice!! :)

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Never underestimate a woman's sense of smell. Hee...

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Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

LOL very clever my friend :)

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

The same place plan....hahaha You kind of remind me of the night my husband was about to step out the back door to smoke. He came back in in quite a hurry. Turns out there was a skunk on the steps. Hehe...I went and took pics. I used one on a recent hub. I can picture a fight with a skunk, actually, because they stomp their feet before they spray. LOL

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hahaha, oh so clever one here!

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

lol and LOL!

drunk as a skunk!

miss ya M!

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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

Funny! And I love the photo.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That was fabulous!

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