Ego Shmego (limerick)

Eat your hearts out girls

Some say I have really big ego

Okay I am my best amigo

Till jealous wife fussed

To fix this I must

So to head adjustment do we go

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Deborah Brooks 3 years ago from Brownsville,TX

lol.. my husband may need a head adjustment soon.. sounds like a good idea.. lol



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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Hahaha, yes those egos do get big . . . but you wouldn't know a thing about those . . . LOL I was just reminded of one of your comments way back when.

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

I don't know which was funnier, the limerick or the picture. Combined they were great!

Ghaelach 3 years ago

Morning Martin.

Nice one.

In such cases you need an understanding wife, especially when your camera isn't working properly and taking bad photo's like that.

LOL Ghaelach

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Great funny one.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Yeah, that photo rocks!

Next time ... ditch the socks!

DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Love the limerick and the photo!

Joanne M Olivieri 3 years ago

Thanks for the early morning smile :)

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ARUN KANTI 3 years ago from KOLKATA

Enjoyed the limerick. Thank you.

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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

That sounds like a plan...I may suggest to some I know...

Sending you Angels this afternoon :) ps

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

What fun! Love the photo, too.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That was a great one!

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

You always have perfect for your limericks.

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SiberianWolf 3 years ago from MidWest

I've always love that pic :) Good STUFF

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99....Next time, please give warning....Now that I have taken my head out of the can...I have NEVER liked this man...he was on Seinfeld..couldn't stand him...appreared in a movie with Richard Gere..was his attorney, I did about type cast..he always plays an A**..BUT..I did love your limerick...

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

lol This was amusing and that pic.... lol

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Ha ha brilliant martin; I loved this one and keep them coming.


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

George Kastanza? No wonder!

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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Very clever, Martin. Thanks for the chuckle! Wayne

Dorothy Saltel 6 months ago

This is a much food for thought Limerick. I love the humor here.

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