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HELP, I'VE BEEN SICK, SICK, SICK! by b. Malin

Updated on May 2, 2011
GET WELL FLOWERS...PHOTO by Stephan
GET WELL FLOWERS...PHOTO by Stephan

I'M TRYING TO HELP MYSELF...

If you're Wondering what happened to me, and where I've been for the last TWO WEEKS...

I have been SICK, SICK, SICK! I've got the Dreaded Flu, as does Lover Man too, too, Too!

They say Misery Loves company...So at this point, we are WILD about each other and ready to KILL as well! Such a fine, fine line we walk.

We are such a sight to see, My Hair looks like it's been GLUED to my HEAD...While his looks a Mess and we've got Company coming on Friday...What to do, What to do. Let's put us to the Test...

Let me see if I can make us SMILE...WITH SOME OF THESE ONE-LNERS... AS THEY SAY, LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE.

I LOVE CATS...THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN.

AS LONG AS THERE ARE TESTS, There will always be Prayer In Public Schools.

Laugh Alone...and the world thinks you're an Idiot!

Sometimes I wake up Grumpy...other Times I Let him Sleep!!

We are Born, Naked, Wet and Hungry...Then Things get worse.

DIPLOMACY is the Art of Saying, "Nice Doggie"... till you can find a big Enough Rock!

I wonder: How much Deeper the Ocean would be without the Sponges?

Honk if you Love Peace and Quiet.

A Day without Sun Shine is like, you know. NIGHT!


Well, what do you know...Lover Man is forming a Smile and I see the old Twinkle forming around his eyes, and is he giving me that Look, that SPECIAL Look that say's "I want your Body..." Mmmm. I'm running into my Bathroom, Splashing some Cold Water on my Face, and a dab of Perfume here and mostly THERE...Look out World, Here we come!


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