How I Stopped Smoking (limerick)

I finally learned to stop smoking

And healthier life start evoking

I learned peaceful chants

To end all my rants

And fires in my pants wife was stoking

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Brilliant Martin ;loved it for the wit and also as an ex smoker. brilliant limericks Martin and they never disappoint!!!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

You are the funny one with these.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

I'm not sure I get it.....

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL...that would do it alright.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

OK, that last line can be taken several different ways.

It is funny, any of those ways.


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rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

I am only assuming that the last line has some sort of sexual connotation attached to it, lol!!!! See what happens when you quit smoking. This was hilarious. Thank you for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Thank you Martin for another awesome limerick. Jamie

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

I remember the holes..yuck..happy i quit...Funny Martin....

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Yo, Martin, I guess the cigarette wasn't the only thing that was smoking!

Brilliant limerick, my friend.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Smoking can be a dangerous and messy business.

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ignugent17 3 years ago

It is always good to stop smoking. :-)

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

LOL..Whadda woman! Hilarious..

Keep smoking, M...just don't light up!


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Victoria Lynn 3 years ago from Arkansas, USA

LOL! that's awesome!

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Hahaha....Well, more stoking when wife.can kids a mouth that doesn't taste like an ash tray.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

This is funny stuff.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

This was a great one, Martin!

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