How To Fix A Turkey (limerick)

My wife fixed a turkey for me

A treat that fill us with glee

From kitchen came shout

As she threw him out

From brother the lout now we’re free

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phdast7 4 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

Clever and funny. :) I am always amazed at people who can do limericks. Can't seem to make my mind work that way. :)

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I'm with Theresa; I can't do this, so I enjoy them so much.

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xstatic 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

And good riddance it was too! Funnnnyyyy!

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janshares 4 years ago from Washington, DC

Funny Matt, family can over stay their welcome at times, eh? Cute :-)

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

a twist of the truth is funny.

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

I am always amazed at these..I do not know how you do it...A great secret you are keeping and that is fine...just keep these limericks coming...

Sending Angels to you :) ps

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

And good riddance to that turkey!

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

It's awful when a turkey hangs around too long! Up and funny.

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

It's time for him to go....he has been eating all your food for weeks...gobbling it up, and stuffing himself LOL :-))

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Got me in again ! I agree - don't know how you do it. LOL.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny..Love your limericks..

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

You are always making me laugh. Hahaha!!!!

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Some turkeys are simply like no other,

And can be pests even though a brother!

Well done! The limerick not the turkey.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

I envy your humor these days M!

all i can seem to think about is guns, guns, guns...

LOL..can ya tell?

love yaxx

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Nothing like a turkey.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Turkey Brother. I love the pun in the limerick.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

I always know I am going to laugh when I see another limerick from you!

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

I guess there was more than one turkey in the kitchen!

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