I Want to be Your Barbie Doll



I want to be your Barbie

With flexible arms and knees

You could stand me up or lay me down

Pose me any which way you please


No precarious position

Will ever cause me pain

Finally I can do the splits

And bend in half again


I’d be happy to let you dress me,

Undress to dress me some more

How short my skirt, how high my heels

My fashion sense is now your chore


I wouldn’t need to wear a bra

But could, if you would like it

I look damn hot in leather

or cinched into a corset


No need to do my makeup

Its perfectly overdone

Even when you bathe me

My colors never run


You say there’s other dolls?

And together we should play

In my pool and in my clothes

I’m meant to share all day?


I’ll acquiesce, It could be fun

Its not like I have free will

As long as I’m your special doll

Tell me, you favor me still


For my behavior I take no blame

Though we know I’ll like it too

Cause I’m a doll with a permanent smile

But the game’s all up to you



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bbnix profile image

bbnix 5 years ago from Southern California

Very nice poem Randy, but I prefer you with free will...


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Okie Dokie BB I'll look else where.


ralwus 5 years ago

Gee. Now that I am not doing so well you look for a playmate. You don't need makeup nor clothes and I would play with you in my pool, if I were well again. Kewl poem. Charlie


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Thanks CC. I'm sending you love and light... you let me know when you're up to that pool party.


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Mentalist acer 5 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

Barbies plastic availability and looks,leave me ominously in a scumy mood as a male,lol.;)


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Alrighty then, Mentalist acer is also crossed off my list as possible play mate. Check.


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BenWritings 5 years ago from Save me from, Tennessee

lmao.

mmmm, dolls.

good one randy


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vietnamvet68 5 years ago from New York State

very cute poem, the Barbie doll a little girls best friend and to think after all these years she still looks pretty good.

God Bless


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Jess Killmenow 5 years ago from Nowheresville, Eastern United States

It's like a dream come true! But wait, that's actually my role for some other person. I am a plaything, fully pose-able, real in every detail. So really it's not even my dream. I don't even know what I am saying.

Anyway, nice poem, doll!


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

So Ben you are my first possibility, no one wants to play with dolls today.

Vietmanvet68 - yes she surely has a good plastic surgeon.


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BenWritings 5 years ago from Save me from, Tennessee

i'll play.


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Jess a cartoon and a barbie is what... like a Mormon and a snake handler shackin' up. Some dimension would implode.

Please tell me you are better equipped Ben, than "Ken," who obviously lost detail in the moulding process.


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BenWritings 5 years ago from Save me from, Tennessee

A bit better.

I come standard with power tools


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Tony DeLorger 5 years ago from Adelaide, South Australia

Nice little double entendre RB. You salacious thing you. I'm on to you!


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

I have outlets Ben.

@Tony, Oh crap you heard I'm plastic!


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BenWritings 5 years ago from Save me from, Tennessee

LOL, this is progressively funnier


Doug Turner Jr. 5 years ago

An allegorical Barbie poem? Only you, Randy.

3 levels, I see in this one. We've got a playful poem that pokes fun at Barbie's impossible nature; a complete romantic surrendering of the narrator to someone who commands acquiescence; or a scathing satirical denouncement of women who discard their identity and allow "Ken" to shape and mold them. 3 levels. Or maybe I just had a long day and I'm hallucinating. Either way, excelente trabajo.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee

Have to agree on the fact that Ken lost some detail in the molding process, but at least he had a six-pack, so he looks pretty good with his pants on.

Great poem, btw. Brilliant, actually. I grew up with Lego people, and the girl Legos weren't equiped like Barbie. And their clothes were painted on. Tragic.


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Doug I'm so glad you understood, Yay. Someone gets me, they really get me. I have more levels but you'd have to be privy to my childhood, so top top job.

WIQ - It kinda sucks really. The only big surprise for a boy is, "no boobs aren't 'that' big" but its o.k. cause surprise they have nipples. While girls are given a smooth mound of plastic. Ya, your gonna be surprised and you're not gonna know what the hell to do with it.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee

Yeah, I didn't know what to do with it, either, but I caught on pretty quick.

The poem didn't suck, silly. I said it was brilliant. ;)


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Micky Dee 5 years ago

Sure! I'm in the market for a Barbie doll! Just all of a sudden, I can't seem to live without one!


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imadork 5 years ago from St. Peters, MO

I get the underlying meaning but the facade is hot! My Kung Fu grip comes in handy in times like these.


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randslam 5 years ago from Kelowna, British Columbia

I'll play, I'll play. Thanks for this wonderful poetic tribute to Barbie on her Birthday!

She came out of her long tall closet on this day in 1959--forever changing the modern girls' personal image.

Of course, who really needs measurements of such outrageous proportion--but that is why we play--fantasy!

Thanks, RB.


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Cogerson 5 years ago from Virginia

I love the layers that I see in your poem, I am sure someone could speak on behave of the Ken dolls.....funny and interesting...voted up


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

WIQ - I guess my comment wasn't clear. Boys get a decent anatomy lesson via Barbie, while what makes Ken a Ken is missing. Kinda sucks.

HaHa Mickey. You've found your child inside.

Hi Imadork! Where you been hiding? Is that G. I. Joe's line?


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Randslam are you serious, is it really Barbie's birthday? I had no idea. I saw this special on Barbie once where they did a life size model of her. She was 8 feet tall and scary looking because her features are so disproportionate.

Thank you Cogerson. Its funny how one little toy can influence our society the way she has.


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randslam 5 years ago from Kelowna, British Columbia

Funny, I thought you were just being humble about knowing it was her B Day...y'know closet Barbie stalker...lol.


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imadork 5 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Hello RB. I've been on a writing sabbatical. I've given up writing on HB altogether. They permanently banned me from the forums for unjustified reasons, so I stopped publishing here. This is a good site but the commie admins can suck my dick then toss my salad!

Yeah, I figured I'd throw in a G.I. Joe reference while we were on the subject of dolls. However, I prefer the term action figure when referring to my Joes!


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

No randslam, genuinely clueless.

Well its nice to have you comment Imadork. You just made me laugh out loud, "action figures."


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imadork 5 years ago from St. Peters, MO

I love to elicit laughter. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I admire the fact that in telling me you laughed out loud, you actually typed "laugh out loud" instead of "LOL".

Just today (or yesterday if you actually subscribe to the notion that the new day starts and midnight. I stubbornly insist that the new day start when the sun rises. Technically wrong, yes...but I don't give a fuck) I posted the following question on my Facebook Wall:

Do you ever feel stupid typing the chat acronyms like LOL, BRB, TTYL, etc? I still do but it saves time so I deal with feeling like a tween moron.

Yes, I confess that I do use the dreaded chatcronyms (I think I just made up a word! How clever!) I punish myself for this writing heresy by daily self-mortification rituals.


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imadork 5 years ago from St. Peters, MO

P.S. - it sure is nice to see your midriff again! I do hope that it's actually you and not a stock photo. If it is the latter, leave me blissfully unaware. The disappointment would be too much to bare. (poet and didn't know it)


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

My real midriff is on my P90X hub.... you tell me.


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Nikkij504gurl 5 years ago from Louisiana

Perfectly Plastic! but definitely not fake! This poem is brilliantly done! i loved it. HAha permanent smile, no free will, dress me, undress me, favor me still! i love the part about make up, my colors never run.


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Stan Fletcher 5 years ago from Nashville, TN

Heading over to P90x...This was great. I've been told I resemble Ken a little. :)


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Morning Nikki. I don't usually do rhyming poems but it just seemed for Barbie I should. I'm glad you liked it.

Depending on which part of you Stan, that could be good or very disheartening.


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randslam 5 years ago from Kelowna, British Columbia

I took the PX90 tour last nite...Randy's got the goods. If Stan, if you're packaged like Ken...that could be really bad...lol.


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Stan Fletcher 5 years ago from Nashville, TN

rand and rand - lol...I will put a bit more thought into my comments from now on.


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randslam 5 years ago from Kelowna, British Columbia

We're still trying for Charlie Harper role, right? You don't have to think too much--you've got a good sense of humour, so I don't mind when you drop the ball(s) occasionally.

Oops, I did it again--Britney still lives.


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Thanks for making giggle this morning gents.


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imadork 5 years ago from St. Peters, MO

I just read your P90X hub. Good hub and even better pics! I suggest a third pic showing the rear view. That way the reader can get a full understanding of the final result of the P90X fitness plan. For a full perspective, a thong bikini bottom would be very helpful.

I apologize for the unsolicited hub suggestion. I just want to help you make your hub the best it can possibly be.


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Thanks for the editing advice imadork, I'm afraid however, my photographer is outta town. I'm working on a book of Randy poems and nude photography though, I'll let ya know when its available :P


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randslam 5 years ago from Kelowna, British Columbia

eBook? You know we all want to put out some plastic for a copy of that, I hope.


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Naaaw, it'll be hard and bound. :) I'm only half way there though.


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imadork 5 years ago from St. Peters, MO

OMFG! Self-nudes?!?! I can help you edit the book and I'll even wave my editing fee. I just wanna help. Just send me all your nude pics and I can narrow them down for you. I believe an impartial outsider would be most important in the choosing of the pics to publish. You and your photographer (boyfriend I assume) would be too prejudicial I fear.


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Yes unfortunately in this case he does adore every inch of me, but I was thinking a woman editor. I think she would give me the most sincere assessment.


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imadork 5 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Big mistake! Your target demographic should be men. They are the ones who shell out the majority of the money for sexy stories and naked pics of chicks. Therefore a man MUST edit! A chick editor will just fuck it up and make it too sensual. Guys don't dig estrogen filled sensuality.

I assume you want the theme to be sexy and sensual and that is cool. As a male that is in touch with his sensitive side yet loves with a love that is more than love XXX porn, I can provide a good balance of sensual sexiness and fap inducing smut. The force is with me on this subject. I am a Jedi Masturbator! I do hope you will reconsider.


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randslam 5 years ago from Kelowna, British Columbia

He is a dork...lol.


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Funny man. I was hoping for something a little more artistic. I've read your laptop confessions remember.

@ randslam, as the name implies :)


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Christoph Reilly 5 years ago from St. Louis

Ahem. Um...okay this was kind of creepy...and extremely erotic. I haven't felt this perverted since I looked at my Sisters naked Barbies when I was 10. Something tells me I'd know what to do with it now.


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Hi stranger. 10 and you were already a little pervert? Thanks for coming by one of my hubs chris, its just like the good old days. I'm glad I can still make you uncomfortable. :)


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imadork 5 years ago from St. Peters, MO

That's what I'm talking about! "Laptop Love" (which could never be published on HB) is my testament to how truthful I am, no matter how utterly embarrassing the subject. So it is done, so shall it be written!

Since it is obvious that I am being rejected because I have a penis, I will give up trying convince you. I leave you with a little advise for you and your future editor-with-vagina:

True sensual art reveals more than a nude body shot in black & white. Someone honestly exposing their deep desires and hidden fantasies to you arouses not only the obvious places but also heart and mind. Expose yourself in your pics. Bring your hidden sex out into the physical world and shoot it. Don't try to hide the vulnerability you may feel while revealing something you may be hesitant about. That is real and true sensual art is the truth personified.

Take my advise and pages of your book will be stuck together all around the world.


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crystolite 5 years ago from Houston TX

Excellent hub that has pretty pics of barbie inside but i guess will be scary to kids.


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Duly noted Imadork.

Hi Crystolite. Thanks for coming by.


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imadork 5 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Ahhhh, I was just talkin' out my ass.


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Its all good :)


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imadork 5 years ago from St. Peters, MO

:)

Hope you finish the book soon. Looking forward to seeing the result of the P90X in greater detail! Do you have an ETA? Publisher?

Side note: in addition to talking out my ass, I was also quite inebriated. Those two things usually go hand in hand.


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arb 5 years ago from oregon

Did not see an awful lot of women commenting here. Awful lot of men. Manipulated by a title! Still a clever little write that lures our flirt. I suspect sucessful!


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Perhaps when I'm feeling flirty the women head for hills? Thanks for calling it clever; I guess that means you are on to me.


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Astra Nomik 3 years ago from Edge of Reality and Known Space

I sheepishly admit the title drew me here and still this is a wondrous poem. I especially love the way it ended. Enthralling words and sentiments.


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Randy Behavior 3 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Hi Astra :) I wrote this for Barbie anniversary a couple years ago.

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