I Wish To Be A Cat
Watch Me Now
I am a little devil
Covered in fur and have a fluffy tail
Oh come close to me
Hug me and I will scratch
I will jump on the table until you tell me to get down
I will chase the air and then stop
As if you care
My world is so much smaller than yours
You fill up every room and every bureau with your stuff
I don't even have one bag to pack
How would you like to be me ?
Always racing away
I could be stepped on at any moment
You never let me eat at the table
All I get is the floor and a dish
Water day after day when you have beverages and lots of alcohol
Ever wonder why cats are in a bad mood
You smoke and cough and walk with dirty shoes
I sniff I crawl and you think it is funny
When I shed my hair you complain
Every six weeks off you go to the hair dresser and get your hair done and nails painted
I am a cat I rhyme with rat
A really disgusting creature
You rub my head and under my chin
Then you throw me a fake mouse
Like I am suppose to be happy
Leave me alone all day as you walk in the summer air
When you come home
All I get is a look a stare
Then you say in a scary voice
What have you done?
I make up imaginary friends to pass the time
You use the cell phone and have people over
I hear your loud parties on weekends when I am trying to sleep
I feel your little cousin grab my tail and then I get shooowed away and spanked
Life is not easy being a cat
So next time treat me like an angel and give me some wings
Let me fly up high and dance on the ceiling
You would be surprised how things would change
I could make your boring company leave with only one hiss
I could make your girlfriend jump and you could see under her dress
I would leave your favorite pillow alone
All I ask is for a nice juicy steak once and awhile
An allowance would be nice so I can go out late night
Think about the things that make you excited
Share some with me and we both will be delighted
Good night and remember I am Ms. Charlette to you
Proper names sound so fancy
So much better than the fancy feast that you give me
That turns all hard and nasty
Next time break out the champaign and skip the glasses
We will party with those fancy red solo cups
Turn up the country music
Let Toby Keith sing
He knows how to have fun
I am sure he has a cat
With a truck of his own and a big hat
Lets all party!!