I Couldn’t Take Dates Home (limerick)

Sometimes I would feel like a louse

For not taking girls to my house

Mess I lived amid

Dark secrets I hid

(And) of course there was kid and the spouse

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LaThing 3 years ago from From a World Within, USA

Oh, MH, you sneaky, you!! ROFL..... Good one! The king of Limerick has done it again! Thanks for the laugh :)

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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

LOL! of course!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

A great way to start my day, with a belly laugh.

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Now that's inconvenient!

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savvydating 3 years ago

Lol. Talk about being between a rock and a hard place (no pun intended), I have to say, this limerick is downright funny.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Good one, Martin!!

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Hmmm...perhaps he should feel like a louse!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Good one!

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

That's a good one.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Not good to keep such secrets.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

It's good you forswore such negative activity

Which would have diminished holiday festivity.

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