I Got Girls Drunk For My Evil Purposes (limerick)

You might think me low-life and skunk

At bars I would get girls real drunk

The booze’s allurance

Would cut their endurance

As I sold insurance and junk

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jhamann 2 years ago from Reno NV

Got a little laugh snort from this one. Ok, a giggle snort. Jamie

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breakfastpop 2 years ago

Typical salesman....

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ImKarn23 2 years ago

Jutht thign on the dotty line?


(i used to sell insurance, ya know...)

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BlossomSB 2 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Ha! But it's also well crafted with those rhymes!

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vkwok 2 years ago from Hawaii

Smart sales strategy!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

I used to throw drinks into the faces of these kinds of jerks.

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