I Loved Her Breasts This Much (limerick)

All night at her bosoms I’d stare

Those marvels that dreams brought to bear

They so filled my thought

Such pleasure they brought

I went out and bought me a pair

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

How do you do this? so funny... you are one of my favorite's.. hugs


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Vincent Moore 4 years ago

I didn't think it was you , her pair is fair to beholding firmly and never letting go. LoL nicely done, I'm smiling, where do you buy a pair like those?

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Alastar Packer 4 years ago from North Carolina

Those are fine pair as Vincent points out. Being yours our not wasn't a problem- but whether nature's gift or a professional's bounty is!

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

LOL, Mh,

Well my dear, you are set to go now!!! So funny.

Where do you keep your pair? LOL (I hope yours are attached to your wife!)

In His Love, Faith Reaper

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL....oh my goodness, your best yet! With that title we just knew I was going to read this one.

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

I do like those two that are seen,

The crevice is great in between

Seen pic of you

imagined with two

wonder who now you have to wean.

Loved it, my friend!

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Midnight Lights 4 years ago from USA

lol .. bought a pair yourself did ya? interesting. Care to show us? ;) But yeah, obviously that's what she wanted everyone to notice?.. then she probably complains because that's all the guys care about.. Women really have no common sense sometimes.

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stars439 4 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

Wonderful, bold, honest, short, and sweet in a neat package. You're writing is always amazing. GBY, and I always vote up on you're fine work.

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

They look real..ly prutty. If you can't keep your hands off those melons just as well to keep them cuffed. :)) This one is such a beauty, well done.

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

How do you do it! So funny. Jamie

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

I am starting to worry about you. lol What a hoot!

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vespawoolf 4 years ago from Peru, South America

My husband's still chuckling at this one. You always manage to make us laugh!

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Rob Winters 4 years ago

lol.What an 'Uplifting' poem, nicely done :-)

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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

lmao! I admit, I loved this one, MH! Great job! Voted up and sharing!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, You FUNNY poet..

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

How you go from stunning poetry to hysterical humor is amazing!!!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

And how did you look?

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

that shop made your job easy...haha...so funny!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one.

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

You are so funny! :)

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Lol..my running joke is that they're sooo expensive that i'm gonna buy one this year - and one next! You're on a giggle roll, M!

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aykianink 4 years ago

Purchase makes perfect!

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Anthony Binks 4 years ago from Northern Ireland

You remind me of myself..... voted up and funny.

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