Layin' Lil' Charlie

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By: Wayne Brown

CC keeps a talkin' 'bout that pretty 'hole in my chin'

Tryin' to score another bit of prose worthy win

But come on Charlie, the old answer is real simple

You just wish you had yourself a pretty lil' dimple

 

Charlie hooked me up with a midget groin-kicker

She worked me over good and ripped right off my nicker

He wrote a lot of other stuff heard only in C&W song

Then he had that lil' bitch a messin' with my bong!

 

After getting extricated from this wild dwarf out of hell

He took to a joint where they had brandy there for sell

Showed one of his women with tops so large and juggly

But God look at that face, man! She's way too friggin' ugly!

 

But CC kept a beggin' that I should take her for beer

I said I dunno Charlie, she missin teeth, warts on her ear

He said awwwh just close your eyes it all feels the same

She's got tricks and talents to make forget your own name

 

Well, I couldn't do it but Charlie claimed he just might

What could be wrong he asked with layin' a little pipe?

I handed him my car keys and said go for that warted treat

But I better not have to clean your DNA off my backseat

 

Dirty Lil Charlie grabbed that waitress and they head for my car

Left me sittin' in this ol' booth by the crapper in this old bar

Now it's been four hours; my patience is startin' to twitch

If I didn't know better I'd swear CC's married the ugly bitch

 

In a few more minutes Charlie come a-runnin' in a huff n' puff

Said he didn't believe he wanted any of that ugly stuff

Told me he had slipped his hand down to grab a little 'feela'

That's when he discovered she really weren't a 'sheila'!

 

Well, me and Charlie, we don't see that barroom's lights

Got a sign in the crapper: Danger We Have Transvestites

And Charlie says he swearin' off; don't want no more juggly

But I'll bet it wont' be long afore he turns up with some ugly

 

So that Dirty Lil' Charlie can just make jokes 'bout my chin

I ain't the one got caught with one of them crossdressin' men

He needs to get more observant, boil it down plain and simple

If an ugly girl ain't no sheila, I'd rather be playin' with my dimple

 

(C) Copyright WBrown2010. All Rights Reserved.

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valeriebelew 6 years ago from Metro Atlanta, GA, USA

Oh my, you guys just keep hacking at each other. LOL. (:v


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50 Caliber 6 years ago from Arizona

Wholey shit! Dat man! Me thinks you and that ditch in your chin just owned Charlies ass with this installment. seems you shoved it in and broke it off and he'll be walking like me a one footed gimp an X rated tune to follow you along, not safe for work or round the kids and other tender ears that hear.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5JSUUTO_9I hahaha 50


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A.A. Zavala 6 years ago from Texas

More nuggets of wisdom from the cowboy poet. If more men from the younger generations read your work, they could avoid being shot down in bars, choosing the wrong wing man to pick up girls, and maybe avoid catching STD's. And hooking up with people from the same sex. Kudos!


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rkhyclak 6 years ago from Ohio

hahahaha you got him this time, Wayne! I'm gonna say tranny-surprise is way worse than a midget lol Nice job :)


ralwus 6 years ago

Now you all know cowboys lie. What a whopper. LOL I just use a flag on her face Wayne and f... for old glory ya know? Like the British, for God and Queen. I am quite busy with smokin' Brisket or I would whip out anuther on you. Yer gettin' too dam good at this stuff old son. You got me on this one. Can't wait to see what Dusty does now. Ugly, fugly, it's all the same.


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@valeriebelew...Yes, Charlie can't quite stirring the paint. If my traffic keeps comin' in this heavy, I may have to send the old cuss a check!


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@50Cal...Yea, Dusty, I almost wet my pants laughing while I was writing this one. Of course that will just make Charlie write another one. You need to jump in here and get us a break. If we were gettin' paid for his, I'd be on a cruise right now!


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@A.A.Zavala...we'll keep ya entertained! WB

@rkhyclak...I would be stupid to believe that he's not working another right now! WB

@ralwus...Yea,CC I had to write an another one in my Dick n Jane style "see Spot run!" Maybe Dusty will cut loose and give us some breathin' room. I need some new material! WB


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Austinstar 6 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

Why'd it take Charlie 4 hours to figure it out? Or was time just running slow for you?

Who started this dog fight?


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@Austinstar...I guess you could say that I did. When I got on the hub four months ago I ran into ralwus' site and read a bit of his poetry...woooo! He was slick, suggestive and sensuous and he made the girls giggle and blush. Well, I wrote a poem at that point called "ralwus writings" which reveled in his talents. Then we co-wrote a couple things tongue in cheek. The I wrote a poetic rant called "A Tribute To Ralwus: Charlie,You Bastard!" which was a plea to him to give up some of his women. Since then we have been going back and forth whenever the inspiration strikes. Fans seem to eat it up and we both have a good time with it as well. There's no animosity between, just friends show our butts and our immaturity! Thanks for stopping by! WB


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Tom Whitworth 6 years ago from Moundsville, WV

Wayne,

True story. I had a friend (name withheld to protect the guilty) who was talking about being in a New Orleans bar when he met a beatiful woman. He got a surprise when he grabed a handful of man down below (mind you he was telling this in front of a group). I then opined, "Don't try and tell us you grabbed down below without kissing her first". He stormed off and never talked about this story again.


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@Tom Whitworth...that's exactly the problem Tom...copping a little feela is usually step 2. I knew a guy from work that it happened to in a Denver bar...swapping spit with this "girl" right there at the bar for a couple hours then "you ain't no sheila!"...personally if it happened to me, I'd probably just say it was our little secret and give her a wink! WB


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Austinstar 6 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

Aw, transvestites need love too!


ralwus 6 years ago

I forgot to mention that like Croc Dundee, I always check down there first.


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@ralwus...I figured you might, that's the reason I wrote it that way. And might I suggest that you secure yourself one of those big "knifes" to fight them off with! WB


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@Austinstar...you are so right about that but I'm gonna leave it to Charlie! WB


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lorlie6 6 years ago from Bishop, Ca

I'd love to play with your dimple, so lay off, Charlie!


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@lorlie6...Yes Lorlie, and Charlie thinks my hair is gone but he would be remiss. I still have plenty of well groomed acreage! (PS> Get back by the 12-Song Funeral Hub, I added some bells and whistles!)WB


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billyaustindillon 6 years ago

I love it Wayne - I can't keep up with you and Charlie. Dueling poetry gone awry I say.


ralwus 6 years ago

LOL I wonder just what Laurel has in mind with your chin dimple. It's like your conehead sucked up your belly button into your chin. hehe


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@BAD...Thanks Billy! Charlie stays on me like a bunch of Democrats on healthcare reform! WB

@ralwus...Come on over and check it out. I'll let you rub my little cone-shaped head! LOL! WB

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