Love Cruise Safety (limerick)

On cruise ship I fell overboard

Please save him my dear wife implored

It wasn’t so funny

To dunk her honey

When I was where money was stored


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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Oopsey on that one! LOL


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

She wants to dig out the money and throw him overboard again!


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

So hubby had the money?

What a curse!

Next time dear wifey

Should carry a purse.


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...Cool...I myself have been on 4 cruises..widowed 3...going on another one this summer/ with our Golfing Club...so it might be " FORE "......


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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Ooops! Bring him up!!


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Genna East 3 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

I have to agree with Breakfastpop. "Ooops!" Lol. You see, it's all in the planning. Thanks for my laughter. :-)


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

I agree with Genna, that makes three of us that got a kick out of this......Hee.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Quick the life preserver.


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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Oh what a gem;so snappy and clever.

Eddy.


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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

Who wants that kind of woman? LOL


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cam8510 3 years ago from Columbus, Georgia until the end of November 2016.

So the message is that I should always have more money on me than the woman I am with? Very funny Martin. Thanks.


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

That's one way of curing a gold digger from being a gold digger!


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Now this is a work of art.

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