Missing In Action (limerick)

Her boyfriend was nowhere around

A mystery very profound

When sound of his begs

Put end to their plagues

In her hairy legs he was found

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cleaner3 3 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

ha, ha, ha...

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SilentReed 3 years ago from Philippines

No more beating around the bush. On his next visit a shaver should come in handy.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Good God. Will someone please give her a razor!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Oh my! LOL

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

OMG! She has so much hair!

Hoffa might be buried there!

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Lol! She must be French ;0)


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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

That's a funny on my friend !

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Oh, gross!

I can't get that picture out of my head. Ha, ha

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Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

This is too funny, Martin. You will always be THE MAN. Voted up.

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ladydeonne 3 years ago from Florence, SC

For once I am speechless. What he really needs is a razor. Voted up and funny. LOL

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I knew someone even worse than that back in college. Need I say more?

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Really gross. Funny!

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Insane Mundane 3 years ago from Earth

Well, I hope the rest of her makes up for all that armpit hair! LOL!

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Insane Mundane 3 years ago from Earth

Where are the Amazon adverts for razors and advanced shaving devices? Ha!

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