My Neighbors Are Vampires! (and other misconceptions)

The old lady and the cats...

My neighbors are vampires, I'm convinced of it now although I didn't always feel that way. It all started when they moved into the house next door; but I'm ahead of myself. The old lady who lived there apparently had died before I moved in. I didn't realize it was her sister that I saw all the time. She would drive up everyday to take care of the house. The reason I noticed so much was that there were so many cats over there (and I live in the front house and see everything). They were always yowling and fighting, especially at night and they seemed to think my yard was an annex to theirs. I was thinking about going over to talk to her about the pesky critters, but I stopped seeing her. My other neighbor told me she had moved. Great, and she left the cats. Then one day I noticed a red truck parked out front and I saw a young guy puttering around in the yard. This went on for a while, and then one day I heard several voices (sound carries really well where I live). I went out to get the mail and looked over and saw a group of old people, sitting and talking. Well, at least I wouldn't have to worry about loud music and parties. Now if I could just get rid of those damn cats.


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They never sleep...

I had started to forget about the neighbors when one night about eleven thirty, I heard them talking. Wasn't it kind of late for old people to be up? Especially since they had been up all day? But I didn't ponder the question too hard, I had had a long day and quickly fell back asleep. Later, I thought I was dreaming, but soon realized that I was actually hearing pounding coming from the neighbor's house. What the heck? I looked at the time; one seventeen in the morning. I'm not sure how long it had been going on, but it was pretty loud, or it seemed so. You know how sound carries at that hour. I looked out my bedroom window, which looks onto their house and yard, but couldn't see anything but a single dim light. The pounding finally stopped around four-thirty in the morning. Of course, it would be dawn soon. Sunrise. A fact important to vampires.

Please help me because I'm confused, I grew up with Bela Lugosi as Dracula. Remember, he always had to be in his coffin by sunrise and he wouldn't come out until sunset? No self-respecting vampire would be caught dead being out in the sunlight. They'd burn up. But all that changed with Twilight; now they 'sparkle' and they never sleep. My neighbors are up all the time. This says to me there are no 'safe' hours anymore; hunting season is round-the-clock. And, ever since the vampire slapped that crucifix out of Roddy McDowell's hand in Fright Night, I know that crucifixes are no longer effective weapons. I think stakes still work though, and a clan of giant wolves wouldn't hurt.

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I'm not crazy...

Well, no one is taking me seriously. Everybody insists there is a logical explanation for everything. Right. I decided that the next time they were outside, I was just going to bite the bullet and talk to them. The opportunity came one day while I was outside. I walked over to the fence called out to them and introduced myself. They were really quite friendly and I almost felt embarrassed when with my very next breath, point-blank asked them why there was always pounding coming from their house. They laughed and said that there was a lot of remodeling to be done in the house. Now I was embarrassed. Of course, how could I have thought there was anything amiss? I should be ashamed.

Later that night, I was awakened by pounding, and I began to think. At first, remodeling sounded like a very reasonable answer. But we're talking about a very tiny house. They could have built a brand new one by now. And what elderly people are remodeling in the middle of the night?

Okay, I have to get a grip on my imagination. The last time it got away from me was when we were living down the hill. Our neighbor and her baby just up and vanished. This was right after her husband had returned from the military and he was very unfriendly. Having watched Rear Window one too many times, I pulled a Jimmy Stewart and naturally assumed he'd gotten rid of them. Lucky for me, the landlord assured me they were alright.

Now, lately, there's been a lot of action in the back yard. Digging and knocking around. One would expect to find at least an in-ground pool after all that. Or maybe a nice patio; something. But nope, nothing, it's as big a mess as it always was. So, I ask you, what are they doing?

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If I ever turn up missing...

Maybe I should bake up a batch of cookies and take them over. Then I could see for myself what's going on. Do I dare? What if they really are just some old people fixing up the house they bought? Maybe they'll think I'm the nutcase. But what if I'm right? If I should ever turn up missing, make sure I'm not next door, pounding away. Nonsense, one would think I have an over-active imagination.

Did I mention I saw a pack of really big dogs run across the open field the other evening?

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jami l. pereira 5 years ago

Voted up , funny and awesome ,and im still laughing ... i would suggest that you make some roast beef sandwhiches ,take some chips and make some cookies and invite yourself to lunch , its a friendly gesture and they are working hard in the little house , so then you could go over and see ,and then if we see you hadnt published anymore hubs ...we will know "yea!' they may be vamps! scary thought but at least they arent Zombies! ugh! Great Hub! i enjyed every minute of it and i cant wait to read what happens next!:) thanks for the read)


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WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

Funny stuff, Sylvia!

Right? :-(


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Sylvia's Thoughts 5 years ago from Southern California Author

LOL Jami! I've been writing such serious stuff lately, thought I'd lighten up a bit. Glad it made you laugh! Maybe, I'll take your advice about the sandwiches, so be sure you watch for new hubs!!! Thanks!


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Sylvia's Thoughts 5 years ago from Southern California Author

Hey WillStarr! Yeah...I was in a funny mood. We'll have to see how things progress. They were up again around 1:30am trying to unload something off an old truck! LOL


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WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

They may be worse than vampires. My ex-neighbor was just getting started around midnight. I finally had to have a talk with him.


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Sylvia's Thoughts 5 years ago from Southern California Author

It's just really bizarre WillStarr. When they're outside and you hear all this commotion for hours, and you look and nothing's changed. Whaddaya think...aliens???


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WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

I think very disfunctional people who have zero regard for neighbors.

Or vampires.


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MOEFLATS 5 years ago

Here is what you are dealing with: Human Beings who have been mentally-invaded through electronic harassment and gangstalking. This group specializes in bothering people at all the right times and all the right ways to induce a psychotic break. They actually are able to subliminally-attack your imagination with microwave-based "non-lethal" weapons. Such weapons exist: I read about them in a Science Digest article.

To prove it: purchase a product known as Shield-It-Super from LESSEMF.COM. This material blocks microwave signals. When I papered my walls in one room with it, the outside noises (which used to cause me to have a startle response and really stress me out) no longer felt as though they were coming from INSIDE my room. Sounds carry because your hearing is has been somehow sensitized. These people call themselves "dog people" because they obey these microwave-based, subliminal messages without question.

You need to listen to loud, self-selected, earphone music to DESENSITIZE your hearing. Most of their psychological attacks occur right through your ears. The microwave-signal causes a rhythmic ringing in your ears. This is NOT tinnitus, it is electronic harassment for the purpose of driving you nuts.

They are not allowed to physically harm you or destroy your physical property. They very subtly erode your sanity until you are psychologically weak through various methods: sleep deprivation (get Trazodone from your Dr.....NOT Ambien), hand gestures and a language that is specifically designed to stress you out. The subliminal equipment they have can give you AWFUL thoughts and feelings.

When you are weak enough, you will feel as though a slimy, black creature is trying to break into your mind and push you out of the driver's seat. This is an illusion, but BOY is it realistic. It's all modern-voodoo using high-tech to destabilize your consciousness. The people themselves seem to strengthen the electronic-harassment somehow. Just being near them is hard work. They want to break you down and then "train" you to respond to their: subliminal messages, "language" and gesturing.

Always BELIEVE to yourself that these people are your friends to eliminate the sense of paranoia they are trying to inspire.......but listen for the ringing in your ears and watch what thoughts enter your mind. Listen for a SLOW FREQUENCY that is of a lower pitch and has longer electronic syllables. ee-ee-ee! becomes eeeeeeee, eeeeeeeee, eeeeeeee becomes "Ahhhhhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. You will feel very calm and the disturbing thoughts will be blocked out. I believe that this slow, gentle frequency is built in to every subliminal attack as a "safety rope for righteous people".

This is how our government is separating the "good people" from the "bad people". Good people are harassed, but learn to hear "The Salvation Frequency" and thus shut out the tempest of disturbing thoughts. Anyone who panics or becomes outraged gets hit harder until they overload their own minds. Anyone who isn't as good as Jesus Himself gets crucified and PROGRAMMED, just like a computer. They don't think independently like you and me. They are all connected to each other. I've been told repeatedly that they "are all one". Do NOT watch television with these people.....somehow the television acts as an amplifier/secondary source of harassment.

Because they can use pain to make your mind more malleable (shocks to the body, headaches, cramps) you should address these symptoms and simply tell your Dr. what you are experiencing. It feels just like fibromyalgia, so get Cymbalta to help you with these "programming strategies". If that doesn't work, order from overseas....but NEVER RUN OUT. These bastards know just about EVERYTHING about us and will electronically "give you the max" when you are psychologically "down". They always know when I'm out of medication and boy do they try to assault my consciousness when this takes place.

Loud earphone music will block their continual harassment, so will listening for the Salvation Code built into EVERY electronic attack. The Salvation Code has saved me from losing my sanity when other measures were not available. I'm using it right now to shut out a pretty intense electronic attack. Praying also helps. These people really do not like God. Part of their programming includes a contempt for all religions, especially Christian religions. Check out my hubsite for further information about shielding yourself from this "silent war". It is very real.......it's not "Aliens", but it IS a mental-invasion which has cost many their free-will and individual personalities.


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MsDonna48 5 years ago

Hey try living in a 4-unit apartment and the neighbors keep banging on your wall at all times of the night or playing music up very loud. My neighbors are idiots.


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MOEFLATS 5 years ago

They are by no means idiots........they are gangstalkers and they are after your "soul" for lack of a better word. They will try to stress you out until you "lose your mind" (they even talk of "eating people"). They are your inner-self's mortal enemies. Their motto is "All we Want is Everything", which includes everything that makes you who you are. If they succeed in undermining you psychologically: you won't BE you anymore. You'll be a generic, too-perfect-missing-something entity which pretty much resembles an automaton as opposed to a real human being. They are just starting with you. They will wait until you are weak and demoralized and they will break your will and fill you with programming, supplanting your individual self. I've met people who I once knew who now in no way resemble their former selves. They didn't ask for this "programming", it was FORCED upon them. They have tried to do the very same thing to me, but I'll never give up.

Believe that nothing is wrong, but take all the actions that are necessary to keep them from "getting in". Feel as NON-paranoid as possible, but take all the precautions that a paranoid would take. They break you down by emotionally manipulating you until your mind can't handle it. It took me 9 years to figure this out because the bastards are very tricky. You can't prove a thing, but boy can you FEEL their attempts to undermine you psychologically. See my Hub for information that few people know.......because these creeps generally break anyone before they can say what is happening to them!


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Sylvia's Thoughts 5 years ago from Southern California Author

I feel your pain MsDonna48! I hate apartments!


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Sylvia's Thoughts 5 years ago from Southern California Author

um...MOE...sweetie, you just wrote a hub. LOL Can I just cut and paste it for my next one??? This was awesome!


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Sylvia's Thoughts 5 years ago from Southern California Author

writeronline!!! I think you, me and MOEFLATS should collaborate on a book!!! Not to mention a movie script! Too funny!!! BTW...thanks for the compliments :)


writeronline 5 years ago

Hi Sylvia, glad that made you smile; you gotta laugh at life doncha? Not so sure about MOEFLATS though, he ain't really kidding around.....

BTW...you're welcome, just stating the obvious :)


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Sylvia's Thoughts 5 years ago from Southern California Author

writeronline, not only was it funny, it's a great second part! You think MOEFLATS is serious???


writeronline 5 years ago

MOE, serious? Oh, yeah.... and he's following YOU. lol

That part 2 I wrote will be a helluva lot funnier if Saturday comes and goes, and we never hear from you again...well, OK, maybe not 'funnier'. But spooky.


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Sylvia's Thoughts 5 years ago from Southern California Author

So that's how it is...Ok, I see... Well, if I do disappear, you're in charge of part two!!!


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krazikat 5 years ago from Pacific Northwest

Funny stuff Sylvia! I needed a good laugh!


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Sylvia's Thoughts 5 years ago from Southern California Author

Hahaha Krazikat! I'm still spying...


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neeleshkulkarni 5 years ago from new delhi

I AM GLAD YOU Shared THIS SYLVIAA. IT COULD BE LIFE SAVING,

i think i know those people. they came and settled down in the house next to mine last year round this time and not only would we hear pounding and creaking of beds all night but they would also have some reddish liquid oozing out from below their door into their backyard.(we could clearly see this from the hole i had made in the fence to research my last neigbours wife sunbathing- but that is just decent neighbourly stuff)i once saw the lady of the house who was old by day come out into the porch a slim and sexy young woman!!!!!(i could check her out because if i peep from my window on the first floor and use my binoculars i can get a clear view of their porch)as soon as she went a guy dressed as a pizza guy walked in with some secret potions and delivered it to them.after some time they threw out in their garbage human remains shaped like pizzas coated with blood disguised as ketchup.

man was it scaryyyyyyyy. we finally got rid of them by playing soft music and eating healthy food for three days.(current vampires have got immune to garlic but run if you been eating healthy food)the result will be immidiate .

the old woman will to foool you will start appearing as a young woman even by day and diving nito the swimming pool.( she thought she would fool me by that one but i observed her very closely from the attic window i used previously to keep a look out on the neighbours pool when they swam to ensure none drowned by accident) but i got her right and continued to play soft music ,observe and think pure thoughts till they went away.

so work at it and do not fear i am here.....


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Sylvia's Thoughts 5 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks neeleshkulkarni! LOL! Everyone's writing the book for me! Someone should start working on the screenplay. God know we could use some original material!!!

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