Name the Human Body Parts Challenge
Name the parts of the body
I was talking with a friend the other day when he set me a challenge, which I thought that I would share with you guys.
We all have a body and we all know the names of the parts of the body, but how many different names do you know for each part of the body? E.g. ears = lugs where I come from.
This got me to thinking, hubpages has a world wide audience and in every region of the world people use different names for different body parts, between us we could build a comprehensive list of fun and amusing names for the parts of the body, if you leave a comment below please include where in the world you are from and please refrain from using swear/cuss words for Private parts.
I have come up with a few names for body parts starting with the head and working down, I am sure you guys out there can think of a few more.
HEAD = bonce, nut, noggin, heid, skull.
EYES = mince pies, goggles, een.
NOSE = neb, snout, beak, snouzer, snot bank, snifter.
MOUTH = gob, gub, yak box, jaw flapper, mooth.
CHEST = boobs, tits, breast, dumplings, melons, coconuts, udders, EMDS (Express milk delivery service).
STOMACH = belly, guts, abs,
ANUS = ass, butt, hole, chocolate factory, bum, fanny.
PENIS = prick, dick, sausage, one-eyed snake, dipstick, Johnson, pecker, trouser snake, pocket rocket, pencil.
VAGINA = flower, fairy, tunnel of love, catchers mitt, bearded clam, hotdog bun, pussy, front bottom, pencil sharpener.
LEGS = pins, pegs, (I couldn't think of any more)
FEET = plates of meat, cheese makers, (I couldn't think of any more)
I am sure you guys could do a lot better than I did with the challenge; lets hope the list grows and grows have fun, but please try to keep it clean.
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