Oh Noo She Didn't

Oh no she didn’t just say that, she has

the nerve to talk

about the ladies in the street walking

by, when

her weave is looking like old

man Henry’s dried up beard

her dress is too short and her

legs have warts

She’s talking about Mrs. Robinson

is robbing the cradle

her old man is wearing diapers

She bragged about her kids, her son

is a dummy

her daughter is a new mommy and she’s only fifteen

The third child smiles way to much cause his

elevator is still stuck in the basement

Her fourth well let’s just say he’d give

Jack the Ripper a good name

but she’ll go on and on about the beauty of her home

rats live in the kitchen

roaches marching in the den

all the neighborhood critters

sitting around drinking her gin

Oh no she didn’t just go there

someone should tell her to lay off the beer

her thighs are to wide

her butt is too big

her feet have corns

and her face could raise the dead

Well it goes to say she doesn’t see what we do

poor foolish woman, someone should give her clue

and a mirror

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Mentalist acer 6 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!


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tlmntim9 6 years ago

Amen sister. I see her every day and is she ever rude and snotty!

DoorMattnomore 6 years ago

ha ha ha..elevator stuck in the basement. I havent heard that for along time!!!

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miss_jkim 6 years ago

So many people fit this description. It's important that each and every day we take a good long look in the mirror before we start pointing out the imperfections in others.

Good post.

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Dim Flaxenwick 6 years ago from Great Britain

Really enjoyed this.Thanks for sharing. Hee hee!

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prasetio30 6 years ago from malang-indonesia

Another great hub from you. Thanks for share with us.

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Joy56 6 years ago

so much to that, enjoyed very much. You sure do have a great way of expressing yourself.

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ShakethaM07 6 years ago from Washington County, Georgia

OMG! That was a great read! awesome! truly awesome!!!!!

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