Quotations for Laughs #15 --- Love at First Sight
Love at First Sight Jokes
If love is blind, how can there be any such thing as "love at first sight"?
—St. Louis Star-Times, St. Louis, Mo., Dec. 24, 1936.
Any guy who falls in love at first sight ought to have his head examined. By an eye doctor.
—Harold Coffin, San Francisco Examiner, San Francisco, Calif., Jan. 30, 1966.
Falling in love at first sight would be unbearable if it wasn't so easy to fall out of love at first thought.
—Ted Cook, Austin American, Austin, Texas, July 1, 1929.
With some girls, it’s love a first sight of the fellow’s bank account.
—Morning Advocate, Baton Rouge, La., Jan. 17, 1952.
Love at first sight often wishes it had taken a good long second glance.
—E.A. Brinninstool, San Francisco Chronicle, San Francisco, Calif., Oct. 4, 1921.
Before falling in love at first sight, it may be necessary to have a medical certificate.
—Jack Warwick, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Pittsburgh, Pa., Feb. 13, 1939.
Marriage is an uncertain way to test the permanence of love at first sight.
—W.P. Ball, New Orleans States, New Orleans, La., July 31, 1935.
If a couple falls in love at first sight, are they or are they not prepaired?
—E.D. Mackey, Houston Post, Houston, Texas, Nov. 7, 1963.
While I was playing hard to get, my boy friend met a girl who believed in love at first sight.
—Taffy Tuttle, Houston Post, Houston, Texas, Nov. 17, 1959.
Greatest time-saver: Love at first sight.
—Ray Doyle, Houston Post, Houston, Texas, Oct. 22, 1952.
It's our observation that when they fall in love at first sight they usually fall out at first slight.
—Orange Daily Leader, Orange, Texas, July 7, 1922.
Talk about love at first sight, some of them must fall in love without looking at all.
—Billings Gazette, Billings, Mont., July 14, 1924.
There would be fewer cases of love at first sight if more people were gifted with second sight.
—Puck, New York, N.Y., July 8, 1908.
Love at first sight is sometimes an optical illusion.
—Dallas Morning News, Dallas, Texas, March 15, 1908.
Love at first sight often fails to get a second look-in.
—Salt Lake Tribune, Salt Lake City, Utah, July 26, 1910.
Love at first sight is hazardous--if one isn't a very good judge of character.
—Carson City News, Carson City, Nev., Aug. 15, 1926.
Paradox: The blindest kind of love is love at first sight.
—Olin Miller, Daily Clarion-Ledger, Jackson, Miss., Aug. 20, 1935.
There’s not anything remarkable about love at first sight. It’s when a man and a woman have been looking at each other for years that it becomes remarkable.
—Charles G. Smith, The Clarion-Ledger, Jackson, Miss., Nov. 13, 1972.
We are inclined to think love at first sight is infatuation at first sight.
—Rogersville Review, Rogersville, Tenn., Dec. 17, 1953.
Love at first sight is blind as a bat.
—Dallas Morning News, Dallas, Texas, Jan. 20, 1891.
Love at first sight is generally the kind that is blind.
—Humboldt Star, Winnemucca, Nev., Jan. 11, 1915.
Love at first sight usually indicates that somebody needs glasses.
—Harold Coffin, San Francisco Examiner, San Francisco, Calif., Jan. 30, 1966.
Love at first sight is often nearsighted.
—Idaho Statesman, Boise, Idaho, April 28, 1926.
If love is blind we want to get off a First Sight Station.
—Louisville Herald, Louisville, Ky., Aug. 20, 1906.
Love at first sight would be all right if you could keep from looking at anybody else later on.
—Tom Sims, quoted in Daily Herald, Provo, Utah, Nov. 20, 1925.
