Rescue Me From Facebook
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Rescue Me From Facebook
I clicked on my Facebook icon,
and oh my, what did I see.
Aunt Lucy broke her teacup,
and her cat is up a tree.
My friend Jack has a hernia,
and can't get out of his chair.
Janice needs to do the dishes,
and change the color of her hair.
Joe is going out to mow his lawn,
Janice still needs to do the dishes.
Randy is trying to get a date,
Grandma is posting Christmas wishes.
Mona likes to post lots of pictures,
of young, half naked men,
We wonder why she does it,
I guess because she can.
Little Johnny lost his balance,
and fell in a huge mud puddle.
Before I get done reading this,
my pea sized brain is all a muddle.
Oh rescue me from Facebook,
I can't stand another year.
Oh wait, a picture of Aunt Jackie,
drinking Uncle Fred's homemade beer!