Sass and Ass

Thank you Katie Tegtmeyer on Flickr for this photo. http://www.flickr.com/photos/katietegtmeyer/
Thank you Katie Tegtmeyer on Flickr for this photo. http://www.flickr.com/photos/katietegtmeyer/

Smart ass you call me

Smart I’ll agree

With the perfect ass

For the shape of your hand

You’ll agree

And sass I must admit

I suppose I’m full

Of it

Shall we reconvene

In a moment I could be

Sweetness and light

If that is what you’d rather

Not in the mood for sweet

Perhaps some other sticky treat

Oh there I go, my randy side

Always wants to play

Too rough sometimes

Best keep your feelings up

Off the floor

Lest they catch

The heel of my boots

Made for walking

For me, a fence

Lady like and tender care

To the left

Fire fueled with flesh and vinegar

To the right

And here I am like a cat on a two by four

Struttin’ my stuff under a full moon

With a little girl smile

And a spark of devil in the eyes

It’s all true you say

Sass and ass, love and light

Simplicity is found

In the sacrifices made

To the night

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dohn121 6 years ago from Hudson Valley, New York

Love the fire, Randy...I like the anatomy too :D Good work as usual! By the way, don't walk too far away with those boots of yours, lol. At least leave some bread crumbs so we can follow you, wherever you may go :D


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Tom Rubenoff 6 years ago from United States

There is nothing with out its opposite, as this poem shows. Nice stuff, Randy


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floating mind 6 years ago from Chicago, Illinois

Nice poem. I like the edge on it. Sharp!


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Hi Dohn! You are the first comment on so many of my poems, thanks for that. I'm not going anywhere, just need to strut some times. That's all :)

Well hello Tom! I'm glad you like this one. Thanks for coming by.

Greetings Floating Mind, it's nice to meet you :)


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Enigmatic Me 6 years ago from East Coast Canada

The sweet and sour soul always brings with it a tinge of mystery... guess that's why we always come back... keep it coming!


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Your Muse 6 years ago

You're killing me, and breathing life into me at the same time...oh you're love is so wickedly sweet.


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

EM, is that what I am sweet and sour? I suppose I am, with lots of those red hot chili flakes thrown in :)


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Well hello my muse; your comment leaves me speechless. Good thing you know how to read my body language.


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xunlei 6 years ago

yeah,great

I'll keep your post


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Enigmatic Me 6 years ago from East Coast Canada

Randy, sweet and sour is a good combination... don't knock it! ;) Chili's thrown in and all...


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tantrum 6 years ago from Tropic of Capricorn

SASSY !!LOL I buy it ! :)


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Greetings Xuniei.

EM, I try to stay sweet but I really am a smart ass at heart.

Hi Tantrum! Thanks for stopping by always nice to see you. Nice avatar your sporting!


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I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s 6 years ago

Randy, (words of AIDY) are Fierce! :) You have the sass down well.. Have to say though, ever since Shrek the 'puss n boots' visual changed for me. Needless to say, is giggled a bit through this. Though, you go girl!


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Hi Invictus! I was thinking cat woman when I wrote this but...


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I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s 6 years ago

Randy, you so symbolize a great cat women. Very inticing. I hope my comment did not offend... ( my child mind plays to

'these boots are made for walkin' is all!) :)


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Oh gosh, I don't offend so easy. I just meant perhaps I am more like the silly cat from Shrek really, but in my mind I'm all cat woman. lol.


logic,commonsense 6 years ago

Thanks for another interesting poem! Love to read them!


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blaise25 6 years ago from close to you...

sexy sweet..loved it! :)


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

logic,commonsense - Thanks for coming by for a read. Just another day in the life of me.

Hi Blaise! Glad you liked it. :)


Am I dead, yet? 6 years ago

My dearest sassy Randy! Now I take it that these words amount to staunch sexiness and boots! What is more hotter on a woman? A great ass and boots, long legged black boots! I adore how you write with pure femininity and strength...sensuality--and yes fierceness!

-Superhugs- dear Randy!


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Oh AIDY now that you've come and given me a "fierceness," I can call it a day. My strength went to bed an hour ago leaving my femininity to clean out my in-box. Now with my "superhug" in hand I'm hitting the hay.

Good Night sweet Sandy.


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Mighty Mom 6 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

Damn. Just missed ya! night, Randy! You are one aptly named hubber, alright! Grrrrrrrrr. MM


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Hi MM! Some days I live up to it, some days.


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Cris A 6 years ago from Manila, Philippines

no one waxes poetically about the dichotomy of womanhood better than you do, Ms B!


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia

Makes me proud to be a woman with a cute little posterior.


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Greetings Cris. Just tellin' it like mine is I guess. Thanks.

Hi Blonde, long time no see. An ass in hand is worth two hands on your.... no, that's not right. A bush in hand is worth two... damn thats not right either.


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Enigmatic Me 6 years ago from East Coast Canada

Censorship does not reign in here ;)

Thanks be to... lol


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Micky Dee 6 years ago

Nice. It's good to see the view on the other side.


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Censor-what-ship EM?

Thanks Micky. Nice to meet you.


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trooper22 6 years ago from Chicago

Better a smart ass, than a dumb ass I always say. And a Nice ass is a BONUS!! Rockin poem Randy!!


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Christoph Reilly 6 years ago from St. Louis

Why was I drawn to this title? Hmmm? I love the line, "Fire fueled with flesh and vinegar." Very hot...it SSssssssizzzzzles!


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Sorry I missed this comment Trooper. Glad you liked it. For some a nice ass is a requirement.

Hi Chris! Of course "you'd" like my fire line. :) Thanks for coming by for visit.


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MFB III 6 years ago from United States

Nothing quite as exquisite as unpredictable....and mood swings are even more fun when two ride in tandem....just sweep back with me now, and then let's sit up really really fast together, and giggle at the butterflies that nest in our bellies. Makes me wish I was nearer the ocean..lol Great write. ~~~MFB III


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Nice to see you again MFB, I've missed your, oh so sweet comments.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago

Getting some in some "reruns". Thank you!


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Come as often as you like... but you haven't read all my stuff surely.


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epigramman 6 years ago

the greatest use and example of the english language since the Magna Carta was issued in 1215!


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

So glad you approve of my silliness.


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Kosmo 6 years ago from California

I love your truly suggestive nickname, and your poem is okay. Honestly, I never know what to say about people's poetry. Good use of vocabulary? Sure. Stay randy, babe. Later!


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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

Well I like your honesty Kosmo. Maybe something else I've written would suite you better?


Doug Turner Jr. 5 years ago

May you always proudly revel in being sassy and assy -- assy in a good way, that is. Not like jack-assy or fat-assy or dumb-assy. Smart-assy is okay, cuz it's fun.


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean Author

My Dad used to say, "alright little miss smarty pants!" The art is in not going to far to the fiesty side of things... I'm still working on that.

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