or mental masturbation,

it's a magical creation,

to be more then what you are,

to capture one's attention,

and may I humbly mention,

that I've managed to

hold on to yours,

cause you have read this far,

So now I'd like to do a trick,

watch really close,

cause this goes quick,

abra cadabra,

these keys and my hands

alla dee-loos-shun,

a poem with no plan,

athough you'll contest me,

I'm sure that you know it,

your thoughts were just captured,

by a masterful poet.


Oh, and by the way

here's your wallet sir...

oh, and hey young lady

don't forget your bra!!



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ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

You had me at mental

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butterbee 6 years ago

This is outrageously funny.

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Debarshi Dutta 6 years ago from Calcutta

Wow! You have made a wonderful self review here.

The poem is a real gem.

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