Soul Searching In The Abyss Part 2

Distracted by cheese.
Distracted by cheese.

Random Thoughts

I need to find my soul. No, I still haven’t found it. I got distracted by the great search of understanding Google Adsense. Or is that Goggle Adsense? If that’s the case then my goggles are steamed up and not even in the fun way.

Still searching for my soul but I have the attention span of a comatose mouse getting hair removal in Washington DC. You know; that’s a rather disturbing image. I mean… where do you go for laser surgery if you’re a mouse? Would you even want to? Then again it would probably be cooler if you were a mouse living in Florida

Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?

 

How about migrating mice? They come down from NY and get laser hair removal when they pass by Washington then spend the winter in Miami. Well why not? Canada geese do it. Then again I don’t think it’s covered by their medical insurance. Poor little micees. The things they have to endure. How would you like to have an ear growing on you butt? Gods forbid if you have severe flatulence. Imagine hearing that all day at the office.

 

I think my mind goes to strange places. Although I prefer like to think that I am experiencing alternate realities. Well back to the mice.

Mighty Mouse
Mighty Mouse
"Three cats walk into a bar..."
"Three cats walk into a bar..."
Terrance and George.
Terrance and George.

Here is the story of Terrance the Mouse. Terrance was a New York lawyer who decided he needed a change. After dealing with New York lemon laws and dealing with a anti-spam and vioxx lawsuits he was desperate for something different. He decided to move to Florida and lease a condo. He quickly started up a practice as a personal injury lawyer and had great joy and fun chases ambulances on his brand new Harley Davidson motorcycle.

But alas chasing ambulances was not enough for Terrance. He felt there was something missing in his life. He tried working out at the gym and stand up comedy but it still wasn’t enough. And then finally he found a friend who was always there for him. He named him George and vowed to love him and feed him and pet him. Now all he had to worry about was erectile dysfunction.

"drool*

Meanwhile.....

My mind is wandering again into alternate dimensions again. Spouse is watching NCIS and doing a word search in the paper. I give him 20 more minutes before the recliner of death knocks him out for the night. I love my husband. He’s a sweet man. It’s really fun to watch him fall asleep while reading Cosmo.

Now it’s time to watch Stargate SG-1 on my laptop and drool over Richard Dean Anderson.

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Philipo 7 years ago from Nigeria

Nice thoughts. From the heart. Thanks fo sharing.


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maggs224 7 years ago from Sunny Spain

You have got good taste, I love S1-G and Richard Dean lol


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Gemsong 7 years ago from Richmond, Virginia Author

I love a woman with decerning taste.


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elisabethkcmo 7 years ago from Just East of Oz

when your thoughts are wandering, they get to go to wonderful places... really enjoyed this hub!


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Gemsong 7 years ago from Richmond, Virginia Author

Fans of the mouse unite!


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wrenfrost56 7 years ago from U.K.

I love you kooky humour Gemsong, I really enjoyed this hub, sweet, funny and sincere. Looking forward to reading more of your work.


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Gemsong 7 years ago from Richmond, Virginia Author

Sincere? It's all a lie. Terrance is not a real mouse. I prefer gerbils. ;)

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