The Frugal Rapper...
Don’t call me cheap, I prefer conserving,
Even when I sleep, I dream of preserving.
A few bucks here, no pennies to spare
The elevator has a fare, I'm skinny from stairs.
My cheapness is known, at stores its feared,
I googled frugal and my image appeared.
I may be scrimpy, at my discretion,
but I have to be chintzy, or risk a recession.
Money is tight, and my budget is stretched,
If the fruit is ripe, my bucket is fetched
I'm a prudent student with an ear for a steal,
a one dollar scholar, who will steer for a deal.
I ordered delivery just to get a ride home,
met the guy at the store and then borrowed his phone.
Told the driver that it's nice to meetcha',
drop me off right here, I have a coupon for that pizza.