The Hot Days Ahead
Taking The Bad And Making It Better
I Am Here For A Pick Up
You called the other day
I came as soon as I could
This is my busy time of the year
So many people have problems and bad memories
I am here to gather all those unforgivable unpleasant thoughts
Yes the thoughts that keep you up late at night
The same ones that make your stomach turn
I am glad I brought my big truck today
I can see you have been saving these thoughts forever
Why ?
Because you have never heard of me
Well I am not big on advertising
I never did like those newspaper adds that blend in with the car for sale
Credit card repair
We our a small company called Mind On The Mend
Half self help and half dream builders
A cross between a gardener, gas station and a super market
We dig out the weeds in your life and give you some gas to get you where your going
With so many choices in life we give a few wise helpful hints
That have helped so many in the past
Food for thought
To keep you healthy in the future and on the road to speedy recovery
We help those people who are down on their luck
So frustrated with life they get mad at the drop of a hat
If you walk around like sad sack
Making other people unhappy just from being in the same room
Start every day complaining and end in tears
I am at the right place
Usually when I pull up
The first thing people do is go into the panic mode
They say go away
After they realize we are not here to take your money
They calm down a little
Then they go into this won't work
I am not here to argue or make false claims
How I can make your world great
I can however help
I am proud of my 90 percent success rate
There are always a few people that don't want to change
That's fine
There are so many other people who want to
We are not hurting for business
We don't advertise
Everything is done by word of mouth
I said you called it was not exactly true
A friend has to make the call for you
We only come from a recommendation from someone else
We don't want to waist your time or ours
It"s a messy job but someone has to do it
I brought three people with me today
A woman and a boy and girl
This is what we do
Each of us help you one at a time
We are experts in our field
We find all the clutter or excess baggage in your life
That is causing you all this stress
We look around and it might take awhile
We are in no hurry
Sometimes we dive into your past
Bring up your family or friends
Look around at your house and trigger old memories you have since forgotten
Ask about your health
Talk about childhood memories or just the other day
We are extensive and stop at nothing
Like a blood hound on a trail
When we uncover these memories
We dig them up at the roots
Pull on them hard
They usually don't come up without a fight
We use every tool known to man
To cut them loose
Hall them into our truck
Some of these memories way a ton
You have been carrying them around since you were ten
Bad habits and lots of old crutches
Drugs, alcohol and gambling compound the problem
Makimg it more difficult but not impossible
Sometimes food or work our the scapegoat
We are always surprised where those bad memories hide
Relationship and money problems are some of the most common
Even good healthy sex has been blamed
We will come back again if our truck gets full
I am happy to say we replaced new shocks and springs
The last ones were torn to shreds after all the heavy lifting
Our truck is almost full
Off to the dump we go
You we feel so much lighter and your headaches will disappear
I even seen a smile
That you haven't had in years
This is only half our job
Now we have to catalog everything we have found
Keeping good records is a must
If we have to return it makes our job easier
No job too big or small
Some of your problems smell
Worst than a bag of written onions on a summer day
It's time to go
We have done enough for one day
It is our recommendation
That you start treating yourself with respect and honesty
Forget what others do and think
Remember the good times
Work on making new great memories
They will help the old wounds heal
There is no need to call us
We will be back when the time is right
Until then enjoy life
By having fun with family and friends
You would be surprised
How wonderful your life will turn out
By doing good and living the life you always wanted
It's up to you now
Go and make yourself proud