The Little Nell Overture
[2013 Revised]
I'll admit I cried and cried,
When Little Nell
got slapped... then strapped
Then promptly taken for a ride,
On Eddie's motorcycle bike,
With Magenta's battery-powered pike,
By Riff Raff (whom she did not like)
Yet never lags,
While smoking fags,
and clipping bush with strapping dykes...
And a switchblade knife.
Yeah, it's true,
Her only crime
Was that she loved me way too much, if but only in my mind.
Every high-brow, toothy smile.
Every squeaky laugh, (ago).
Every sigh and every scream,
Reminds me how I loved her so .
Yeah, Eddie fucked her.
Janet frenched her.
Frankie left her high and dry....
... but always, oh, so wet.
Yeah, it's true,
Her only crime
Was that she loved me way too much, and if but only in my mind.
I must admit I snapped,
Then cried!
When Little Nell got slapped,
Then zapped,
Then subsequently fell upon
The floor,
and promptly... Died .
© 2013. Three Doves Media, LLC.
