The Rules Of The House

Got an issue,

here's a tissue.

Need to talk,

take a walk.

Make a mess.

Cup of ness.

Fancy trouble.

Burst your bubble.

Feeling Sick

Clean it quick.

And for everything else there is alcohol in the fridge :)


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Stevennix2001 6 years ago

lol. that was so freaking funny. thanks for the read. lol.


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calpol25 6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

Im truly glad you enjoyed it, I thought these up the other day and just had to put it on HP I have them framed in my kitchen too :)


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attemptedhumour 6 years ago from Australia

Read it quick

Very slick.


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calpol25 6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

Just a note for you I say

Thank you for your comment today. x

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