The Big Dinner Date (limerick)

I took girl on big dinner date

She ordered the most costly plate

To add to her shame

The whole house she’d blame

When her Big Mac came a bit late

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Tony DeLorger 3 years ago from Adelaide, South Australia

Good one, Martin. I love it!

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James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

Lol so funny.You are a master of this type of poetry!

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

Well you did splurge.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Oh, my! And the picture really is perfect for the limerick.

Love this one!


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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

LOL! I love this one. I don't know where you find these photos to accompany your limericks but they are great.

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

My kind of date, Martin. LOL

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LupitaRonquillo 3 years ago from Colorado

Hilarious :D

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Hello, big spender!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

I heard her pitiful cries

Because they forgot the fries.

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

So funny and love the image!

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

BIG meal, BIG mac? lol

is there an elephant in the room, or - is it just me??

love it M..


Happy holidays my friend!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Good one!

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savvydating 3 years ago

A limerick about a cheap guy who makes fun of chubby women...? Is this supposed to be funny?

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Nothing like Big Macs

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Only so much one can do at the Golden Arches.

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