The Sinner’s Prayer (limerick)

On Sunday the sinner did pray

“Oh Lord please take my sins away”

Then source of delight

Came into his sight

“Except those that might ease my day”

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Extremely practical in my opinion. :) Thanks for the laugh!

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elle64 4 years ago from Scandinavia

I think a bit of sinning ,does make the life worth living!

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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

Haha....... Martin, you do keep us on our toes! Very interesting!! ;)

Voting up and awesome.....

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Ghost32 4 years ago

Best limerick I've read in a lo-o-ong time!

Ditto on the Vote U & A....

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Sounds like typical thinking and funny.

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ahorseback 4 years ago

Love this one ...short and to the point . Nice photo , if only women knew what they do ! Oh yeaaa , they do !

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Funny and true!

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xstatic 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

Well, we have to be selective, don't we? Up!

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ahorseback 4 years ago

Man that woman in the picture looks dangerous !

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

Just like my luck What a picture. Another great one for giggles.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny, He tried..huh?

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Amazing how we can always adjust that just a tad in order to suit us.

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SiberianWolf 4 years ago from MidWest

haha... isn't that the truth... good stuff... I'm sure a preacher could use this and base an entire sermon on it :)

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girishpuri 4 years ago from NCR , INDIA

Wonderful limerick. as usual, god bless.

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

geez that was excellent.

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Genna East 4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

Lol. Perfect, Martin! :-)

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

You are forgiven!...LOL :-))

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Loved this.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago


i may be a sinner, but - i ain't no hypocrite!

too funny, M..

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Martin. so true so true.. lol



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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Oh well, he started out on a good foot:)

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

LOL! Always appreciative of the laughs your limericks provide.

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