There is No Alzhiemers In Heaven.
There is no Alzhiemers in heaven.
There is no
Alzhiemers in heaven,
though a guy named
Al Zhiemer,
lives there.
He died at the
ripe age of ninety,
after eating ten
hunks of salami.
With a smile he walked
to heaven's gate,
hoping they
had some more
on a solid gold plate.
Sweet Elizabeth's
waiting to greet you,
you should Just
keep the faith,
till your dead.
When the saints roll out
red carpet for you,
she'll say "That's nice
but hey it's just Fred."
Then you'll
spend youthful
centuries together,
with no pain or
lost memories at all.
Keep God's book
on the shelf,
and don't play
with yourself,
or chase nursing home
gals down the hall.
Tell Jesus just how
much you love him,
let him know that
you are an old timer,
he forgives on the spot,
even what you forgot.
He's one guy who
does not have Alzhiemer's.
Then when your
time has come,
you will go with a smile.
Angels who look
like Beth will fly down,
cradle you in their arms,
blessing you with their charms,
as they fly you in heavenly style,
Right back to Elizabeth after so long,
and the rest is a good dream come true.
Lovely mansions of gold,
where you'll never grow old,
amidst all those who've
gone before you.