Too Pretty to Frown
I lied,
I cheated,
I said, "I love you",
but I didn't feel it.
I'm a rolling stone
like my Daddy,
I even drive Momma crazy.
I'm no good at all.
I'm pitiful.
I smile, but I'm not happy.
I'm just too pretty to frown.
I like vodka, rum, and whisky.
Drinking water just plain kills me.
I've got a cold heart and a hot, hot body.
Someone should really stop me.
I'm a lost soul
like my Daddy.
Momma can't even tame me.
I'm not good at all.
I'm pitiful.
I smile, but I'm not happy.
I'm just too pretty to frown.
I don't find beauty in the colors of the wind.
I like the pain that I'm always holding in.
Misery is my most loyal friend.
He visits me again and again and again...
We're inseparable.
Daddy would be so proud...