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Note this denizen of the shallows, the Transparent Bloviating Pisceae politipundo.
This creature typically surfaces in the early evenings on cable channels, expelling its foul belches, bubbles and burps of bloviated bile into the ether, potentially poisoning us all. Populations of these fish swell roughly every four years. Scientists are not the only ones to see through specimens of this rampant fishy genus (yes, I said genus, and definitely not genius).
For some as-yet-determined reason, the majority of these creatures seem to lean far right as they surface. Ichthyologists are equally stumped as to why whole schools of P. politipundo appear to be strident, overweight, sanctimonious, wealthy, and of dubious sexual predilections.
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