Twilight - The Limerick (limerck)

By charm of this vampire she’s struck

For her precious dreams he would pluck

Yet she kept on whining

He needed refining

‘cause at late night dining he’d suck

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

I literally was laughing out loud. Good one Martin.

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Voted up and enjoyed Martin.


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Elias Zanetti 3 years ago from Athens, Greece

Great one! Bravo! :)

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

That's a good one!

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

This is wonderful.

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Tuatha 3 years ago from Fayetteville, NC

Ok, I have only one thing for this one. ROFL I know! I resorted to the text-eze. Love this Martin!

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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Matin, this one really sucks! Just kidding, very clever. :)

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Haha! This one is a gem.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Martin, you def got that right,

He surely did suck late at night.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Great fun!!

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PoeticPhilosophy 3 years ago from Canada

Haha great one Mhatter.

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frogyfish 3 years ago from Central United States of America

Ho, ho, that's a direct one! Great limerick! :-)

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Really witty.

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nighthag 3 years ago from Australia

Such witty fun :)

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Ah, the romance of vampires.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I guess that is what they do, eh?

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