Well Considering The Alternatives (limerick)

I’d rather be hit in the head

Or eat a cold pizza in bed

Hot spikes in my eye

Drink beer till I die

Than hear my wife cry what mom said


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eHealer 4 years ago from Las Vegas

Too funny! This is a great one!! I needed a good laugh today, thanks Mhatter!


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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Great laugh.


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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Oh yeah! I bet it can be painful living with nagging wife.


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Grounds for divorce! LOL


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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

It's starting to be a routine, ending my day with your crazy humor. Loved it.


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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Mh -

The wife had become quite a pest

her nagging could rank with the best

stop she did not

relationship rot

now living with mom is a rest

Great job, my friend!


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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Mh - It is always so much fun visiting your limericks! LOL God Bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper


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Peggy W 4 years ago from Houston, Texas

Haha! Funny way to start my day. Eating cold pizza in bed...not a bad alternative! :) Up votes and tweeting.


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SommerDalton 4 years ago

Ha Ha very awesome, voted up !


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, Good one..


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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

LOL Thanks for adding some giggles to my day!


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Loved this. Just great.


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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

It was that bad, eh?


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Have to weigh in, Mhatter, with my very own rhyme,

Cold pizza is better than hot spikes ... any old time.


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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Lol...smart man!


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teaches12345 4 years ago

LOL! Funny, I can hear my husband liking this one.

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