Who Knew The Hazard Of A Shoe (limerick)

A salesman helped gal with a shoe

When sound of a trumpet broke through

I’m sorry she said

As her face turned red

But salesman laid dead from the pew

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

very amusing.

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Lucky Cats 4 years ago from The beautiful Napa Valley, California

Ouch! Awkward! LO funny

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BeyondMax 4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

Awe, hilarious! What a talent you've got!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Superbly done. Your sense of humor is wonderful.

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Docmo 4 years ago from UK

ha ha. phew! You have the spirit of Ogden Nash living inside you!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

giggle giggle. Great choice of show, too.

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suzettenaples 4 years ago from Taos, NM

Hilarious! I will remember this everytime I buy a pair of shoes! Good stuff!

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dinkan53 4 years ago from India

You got a great sense of humor and a talented writer too. Well done my friend.

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Aiden Hill 4 years ago from San Diego, CA

Omg, brilliant

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KoffeeKlatch Gals 4 years ago from Sunny Florida

HaHa. Thanks for the laugh. I loved it.

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