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-Yogi Berra
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Groucho Marx
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Josh Billings
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Satchel Paige
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
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Casey Stengel
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Charles M. Schulz
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Bill Cosby
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Hedy Lamarr
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Groucho Marx
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Tracey Ullman
Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.
Marilyn vos Savant
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
by Kenna McHugh 6 years ago
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30." --Groucho Marx
by Hokey 13 years ago
I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances.Martha Washington
by Kenna McHugh 4 years ago
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."-- Groucho Marx
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