Shorty's 37 -39

Shorty's 37 - 39 By Pat Gillem

There once was a boy called Dennis,
who loved the game called tennis.
One day at a match, he tripped during a dash,
now he has to go to the dentist!

There once was a boy called Doyle,
who never changed his cars oil.
Being a nerd, he pulled up to the curb,
his car blew up and threw the coil!

There once was a boy called Rick,
who ate till he was full as a tick.
Someone knocked at the door, and he rolled across the floor,
now wasn't that a cool little trick?!

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PADDYBOY60 4 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Howdy D - Why, thank you very much. :)


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d.william 4 years ago from Somewhere in the south

Another funny and witty ditty.


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PADDYBOY60 4 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Cyndi10 - I have lots to read ma'am. Thanks.


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Cyndi10 4 years ago from Georgia

Lol. I can't stop reading.


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PADDYBOY60 4 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi MM - Thanks for stopping by, and reading the goofy things I write. I am always glad to hear from you.


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom

More humour, more fun - Loved this! thanks for the smile and voted up!

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