Shorty's 4-6

Shorty's 4-6 By Pat Gillem

There once was a boy called Fred,
who liked pumpkin butter on his bread.
One day he bought a 300 pound pumpkin,
and now his sandwich feels like lead!

There once was a boy called Pat,
who thought his belly was too fat.
He went on a diet and wasted away,
now his friends wonder where he's at!

There once was a boy called Steve,
who would try to make us believe.
That he could make a quarter disappear,
but we new it was up his sleeve!

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PDXKaraokeGuy 5 years ago from Portland, Oregon

NO problem! Thanks for writing a fun hub!


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi PDX - Thanks for stopping by and leaving a nice comment.


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PDXKaraokeGuy 5 years ago from Portland, Oregon

well done. Fun!


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Rosemary I was looking in the mirror, when this one popped into my noggin. Thanks for your comment.


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Rosemay50 5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

Nice little ditty's. Love the Pat one best


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi MM _ I am glad that you think this is fun, because that is what I am shooting for. Thanks.


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Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

Hi Paddy, this is fun!

Love it, best wishes MM


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi WD - I hope they are happy moods my friend.


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WD Curry 111 5 years ago from Space Coast

Alright PADDYBOY60, keep 'em coming. These are real mood enhancers.

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