Quirky, Fun & Downright Bizarre Novelty Toilet Seats

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NOVELTY TOILET SEATS

I once had a particularly sad little date in college. He took me to an incredible ice cream shop that sold hundreds of flavors and all sorts of frozen treats. But what did he order? A vanilla milkshake. He was just that sort of guy.

I don't remember his name or what he looked like, but I remember that shake.

It said a lot about him.

What does your toilet seat say about you?

... to bling!

Silver Foil Deluxe Resin Toilet Seat - Heavy Reinforced Resin with Chrome Hinges - For Standard Toilets
Silver Foil Deluxe Resin Toilet Seat - Heavy Reinforced Resin with Chrome Hinges - For Standard Toilets

Not everyone's water closet can carry off a silver foil toilet seat. If yours can, more power to you!

 

Of course, a plain vanilla shake isn't the same as a plain white toilet seat. For one thing, a toilet seat won't melt in the sun. And it contains much more fiber and fewer calories than a milkshake.

Some would also argue that a plain white toilet seat is classic rather than boring--even tasteful. And they may be right.

But novelty toilet seats also have their charms.

Some novelty toilet seats are hysterically funny, some are shocking and most aren't in the best of taste. But they sure are fun!

MONEY TOILET SEATS

I'm not sure what the connection is between a pile of money and a pile of--er, toilet seats, but there are lots of products on the market that feature coins, dollar bills and money signs.

Add a roll of novelty money toilet paper into the mix, and you'll have a definite theme going in your bathroom or water closet.

LEOPARD PRINT TOILET SEATS

I have a soft spot for leopard skin print. Used in moderation, it can add a lot of fun to your wardrobe and your home decor. Against a background of neutral colors, interesting textures and solid hues, a leopard print toilet seat can easily go from novelty to tres chic. Of course, you could also go leopard-print crazy and match it with a leopard print rug, shower curtain and/or towels.

TROPICAL FISH TOILET SEATS

Going to the bathroom can be like a day at the beach when your novelty toilet seat is decorated with seashells, colorful fish, seahorses and other aquatic life.

Tropical fish and seashell toilet seats come in hard Lucite as well as elongated designs. Some are even padded!

Peel & Apply Snakes

Snakes on a Plane! Not a great film. But snakes on a toilet seat? Creepy, quirky and a real surprise for guests.

Apply it to the lid of your throne at Halloween, All Snakes Day (March 17) or just for fun.

Shark Attack! Toilet Seat Cover

Like the snake toilet seat cover, the shark topper peels on and off easily.

Fun for Halloween and practical jokes, it's also a great gift for fans of Jaws.

It's potty time!

"'The time has come,' the Walrus said, 'to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships--and sealing wax--of cabbages" and toilet seats!

Okay, Lewis Carroll's version sounds better, but this clock toilet seat sure is cute.

Novelty Toilet Seats from Unique-Toilet-Seats.com

HANDMADE TOILET SEATS

Can't find a toilet seat that's just right? Make your own! All you need is a new, plain toilet seat and lots of imagination.

Toilet Seat Craft Ideas

For toilet decorating projects from decoupage and stenciling to knitting, follow the links below.

Hilarious Santa Toilet Seat Cover

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The Dirt Farmer 2 years ago from United States Author

Sorry, I haven't seen one of those. The oddest seats I've seen lately glow in the dark. Hope you find what you're looking for! Take care, Jill


I have been looking forever for a clear acrylic toilet seat that I once saw years ago with barbed wire, razor blaces, rusty nails, etc. all thrown free form in the acrylic. Have you seen one? 2 years ago

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The Dirt Farmer 5 years ago from United States Author

@Derdriu--Good choice, boo. A responsible AND cool cover! (LOL) Thanks for reading!


Derdriu 5 years ago

TheDirtFarmer: Make mine a smooth, sleek, one-colored, environmentally friendly compost toilet!

Thank you for all the creative options and hilarious facts, voted up, etc.,

Derdriu


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Marsha H 5 years ago from My Retro Kitchen in NY

The shark would be my pick, definitely the shark.

Love the hub. And another +up vote for you. :)


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The Dirt Farmer 5 years ago from United States Author

I know, Rosie. (I like the butterfly one.) For a laugh though, check out "the manhole cover": http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1071693/... It'd be pretty funny for a frat house or a boy's bathroom.

Thanks for reading & commenting! Jill


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Rosie writes 5 years ago from Virginia

I had no idea toilet seats came in such a variety. And I actually like a few of them too. Cool.


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The Dirt Farmer 5 years ago from United States Author

Hi Nell Rose! So glad you stopped by & glad you got a good laugh. I'm adding one more crazy toilet seat--and it's not for the fainthearted. Take care! Jill


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England

Hi, love these! I have seen the fish ones before, not sure I like that one! ha ha but I love the money seat! pity it isn't full of real money! it would last as long as I got indoors and pulled it to pieces!


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The Dirt Farmer 5 years ago from United States Author

Glad you thought it was fun. Thanks for reading. Jill


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Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

Hi dirt farmer, they certainly are quirky, leopard print toilet seat - that's pure class!

Great fun hub, many thanks for sharing.


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The Dirt Farmer 5 years ago from United States Author

Thanks, q. The leopard prints are the classiest of them all I think. Glad you stopped by! Jill


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quester.ltd 5 years ago

what a HOOT! I like the Leopard prints - very interesting as long as the hunting patrol does not come and get you or your seat!

great hub

q


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The Dirt Farmer 5 years ago from United States Author

Glad you had a good laugh, MattyLeeP. Thanks for reading!


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MattyLeeP 5 years ago from Tucson, AZ

hahaha! wow. never thought of that.

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